well im now leaving london to return to the land of tractors and custard, i dont have a connection hooked up yet so my postings will be few and far between but rest assured i'll be poking my head in whenever i can blag some1's poota *starts combine and trundles of into the sunset*
just b4 i go... sime humour i stole from b3ta... So, we have a chap here who, over the last few months, has made a big thing out of having items taken from his desk if he is out of the office. For example, he may be out for a day and when he comes back his network lead may be gone, or his mousemat may have been taken or something. Anyway, he's made a big thing out of this to the point where even if he leaves his desk for a few minutes someone will take something from it just to wind him up. After today, I don't think he's ever going to leave his desk again ...
Finding your chair wheelless and up on blocks...that's gotta suck. Does he work in the ghetto or something? I bet he's wishin he had sprung for that optional alarm system...
Poor Psychobob. I don't think anyone realises just how isolated Devon is...it's like living in biblical times practically! Here is a picture of Rob in Devon. Note the straggly hair that has been hacked with a crude shearing instrument. The only benefit is the beer. There are copiuos amounts of it as it is one of the few places the backward natives will not urinate.
Fuck yer crappy car, mop up that oil spill you earth-killing tart! * missed you, where you been my lil' snowflake...looks at picture again...don't bother answering that! *
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Poor Psychobob. I don't think anyone realises just how isolated Devon is...it's like living in biblical times practically! Here is a picture of Rob in Devon. Note the straggly hair that has been hacked with a crude shearing instrument. The only benefit is the beer. There are copiuos amounts of it as it is one of the few places the backward natives will not urinate. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> awww for christs sake i have family that lives in mortonhampstead now they have to all relocate goodamit.........bob-o is the white heart pub still there?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> pavements are for pedestrians! what happend? u get hit by one of those psychopathic coffin dodgers in a souped up wheelchair? ive almost had limbs severed by the antique tarmac terrorists!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob: net withdrawal? *shivver* *twitch* not me... im still here everynow and again<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh it gets worse... like when u get into yer car, u think about changing r checking fluids...and running disk defragmentor. it happened to me.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Poor Psychobob. I don't think anyone realises just how isolated Devon is...it's like living in biblical times practically! Here is a picture of Rob in Devon. Note the straggly hair that has been hacked with a crude shearing instrument. The only benefit is the beer. There are copiuos amounts of it as it is one of the few places the backward natives will not urinate. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That whole post was sheer reading enjoyment. Bra-fucking-vo!
