Rez & Ferine or Barry get your asses in here.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    I was going to mention one of those alternative methods, like that nair crap that's supposed to burn.
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

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    Well we had it out today, I told her she can either start acting like a wife or find some place else too live. I had the last straw last night. I will not tell you all what happened. But I just let her know how it was.
     
  3. chester grape

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    It may just be me, but is Fugly really the best (or healthiest) place to be searching for marital advice?

    After all, most of us are heartless cunts.

    That said, I'd cut your fugly time by 75%, and devote ALL of that extra time into solving your marital issues.

    Good luck.
     
  4. TheGrimJesus

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    I not here that much, When i do post she is not here. I talk too you guys about it because you are heartless cunts. I'm one also and i know i give good advice.
     
  5. diogenes

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    It's the circle of life, really. You come to fugly, and breed more heartless cunts. Then the cycle begins anew.
     
  6. JEFE

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    Will you post a picture or two of yourself and of your wife? You can tell a lot about a person by a picture. I'm really curious to see what the two of you look like.
     
  7. diogenes

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    I bet they look like Ken Shamrock and Tito Ortiz after their first fight.
     
  8. chester grape

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    Dunno about her, but I bet he looks like a young Woody Allen.
     
  9. Ferine

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    Speak for yourself. I have plenty of heart...for a cunt.
     
  10. diogenes

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    The embodiment of compassion, let me tell ya.
     
  11. Ferine

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    You'd probably be quite suprised. I'm so compassionate, I volunteered to drive bitchy nurses and doctors around in the snow because they're smart enough to get degrees but fail to see the necessity of a 4wd in the northeast...
    I'm full of compassion.
     
  12. smiles

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    and maybe flirt with a few handsome doctors.......... i've seen porno movies start off that way
     
  13. diogenes

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    Doesn't really matter, it's what you show here in the forums that we have to go on. I'm fairly compassionate in my private life as well, but that's not why I come to fugly. Fugly is for the dark half of my personality. Unless if your listening to Barry Manilow right now, then your just a pussy.
     
  14. smurfslappa

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    This is my good side. You think I'm just joking about macking up the mentally inept?
     
  15. diogenes

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    Low standards are not a crime.
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Wow, you can keep the heart, I just really want some of that cunt you keep talking about...

    Please..
     
  17. Ferine

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    :lol:
     
  18. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    I just hought of something. . If Grim really has relationship problems. . why post it in this forum.. general mayhem isn't really the place.. is it?
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    YAY!!! made you laugh!!!!
     
  20. JEFE

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    What kind of a vehicle do you drive now? You and I both had 87' Mustang P.O.S's. Don't tell me you have a Toyota pickup now. That would be weird.
     

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