I'm sure everyone gets one of these in thier mailbox every now and then... I thought it'd be a good way to allocate fugly bandwith for a while... Revenge of the Survey... NAME: A word or words by which an entity is designated and distinguished from others. SEX: So long ago, I can't remember. HOME: A, S, D, F, J, K, L, ; HEIGHT: The distance to which anything rises above its foot, above that on which in stands, above the earth, or above the level of the sea; altitude; the measure upward from a surface, as the floor or the ground, of animal, especially of a man; stature. HAIR COLOR: Consistent. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? Mundane everyday tasks, like how to walk, how to blink, how to wipe my ass, etc. YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? Drew Carey is about the only thing that'll keep me from changing the channel. WHAT ARE YOU READING? The writing on the wall. (And yes, I've been checking out the Koran, too... "As for that person who knowingly kills a believer then his/her recompense is Hell where he/she will remain forever. There is Wrath and the Curse of Allah on him/her and Allah has prepared severe punishment for him/her...") For kicks, use the "find" command to see how many times you see the word "kill" in a typical chapter..... WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The distinct, quiet hum of the computer's hard drive through the open side of the machine, the mechanical medly produced by the 8 fans inside of the case, the whirr of the ceiling fan above me, and the sound of the air conditioner shutting off in the background. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: I do not use a mouse pad. All they do is collect dust and force you to clean your balls more often. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: I do not play 'bored games'. If I had to pick one, it'd be Chess. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: They cancelled it. FAVORITE SMELL s) The sweet scent of apathy. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The moment of realization. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Ignorance. FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Forgetting the week. FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Damn good question. The Crow, The Crow: Salvation, Lost Highway, Natural Born Killers, B&B Do Amerika, Demon Knight, Escape from LA, The X-Files, The Beavis and Butthead 'Experience', Private Parts, Cool World, Mortal Kombat, Spawn, Airheads... WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Either: "Fuck. Morning wood again..." or "Where did the fucking night go?" DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: The degree to which I experience this is directly proportional to how many beers I've had. ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Exciting. If it's at a 'traveling fair' (put together by junkies and alcoholics), deadly and exciting. (Then again, is there anything 'exciting' that ISN'T deadly?) PEN OR PENCIL: Quill. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: 3(X) sec, given that X is the time needed to find the phone and/or caller ID unit and determine if it's a bill collector. FUTURE SON'S NAME: Bastard. FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Bastard. FAVORITE FOODS: Anything unhealthy. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? We get along great, however extended periods of contact with just about anyone always seems to end in turmoil. No wonder I'm single. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Depends. If it's *real* vanilla, not just ice cream devoid of any other flavoring, then Vanilla. If not, Chocolate. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Mint cookie. (like cookies and cream, but with the same mint they use in mint chocolate chip) CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Pour it all on... Usually more of these two things than lettuce on my plate. Good thing I'm not Jewish, or I'd have a moral calamity with the Bacos. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: Grrr. If I had read this question first, I wouldn't have taken this 'survey' DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: If a woman is a human, and if a human is an animal, and if I'm sleeping with her, chances are that I've already stuffed her. THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: Absolutely the best natural phenomenon ever. My idea of heaven is a constant barrage of lightning and thunder. WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Technically, a '57 Oldsmobile. I didn't have it when I became of legal driving age, so I'd have to count the '94 Ranger. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Myself, when I was about 10 years old... I'd 'cheat' and tip myself off on things to come. I'd probably give myself a few stock tips, too... WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Aries. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: I fucking hate poetry. If you have something to say, fucking say it. Don't bother to encrypt your life story or opinions into some boring poem in hopes that some day it will be pondered by scholars. Face it, if you don't have something important to contribute to society, I don't care to hear it. I've got too many things to do during the day more important than trying to figure out what a poet *meant* when he jotted down a few lines of gibberish while taking an LSD trip 500 years ago. "I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree." Well, that's just wonderful. I'm so glad you shared. Go fuck yourself. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: One would have to eat broccoli itself to have the opportunity to feast on the stems. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Let her get her own fucking shirt. I'd much rather stare at her tits. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? In a perfect, disease-free world, I would want to be a porn star. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Electric Blue. YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Pacman, eating a line of dots, wrapped around either a bicep, or above the ankle. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? A few years back, the effect this certain girl had on me was mis-identified as the myth known as 'love' - when, in fact, this girl caused chemical imbalances occuring within my neurons, and the euphoric state caused by said imbalances was mistaken for 'love.' WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Sheetrock, Plaster, Paint, Nails, Pictures, five neon signs, traffic signs, a 'Cardiac Rehab' sign, the mounting bracket for the curtains, other various beer paraphernalia, a lightswitch, traveling X-mas lights, blacklight fixtures, glow-in-the-dark halloween-themed wall coverings, cobwebs, and no extra room. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends on who's turn it is to buy a round... WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: I avoid 'trendy' products like the plague. I consider 'Snapple' to be an overpriced, overcelebrated, overhyped bottled version of horse piss. That's probably because I don't care for tea in the first place. FAVORITE Movie(s): Currently, Peter Jackson's "Meet the Feebles." ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty, until my hand gets tired. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Spaced randomly between four years of accumulated dust, who knows? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? I tend to not practice favoritism between units of measurment, reference, or identification. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? The Weinermobile. Chicks dig the peyronies. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: If I were to partake in the activity of watching sports, I would not only be the biggest hypocrit in the world, but also quite bored. The only sporting event worth being in the same room as is the one showing on the TV closest to the keg. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: She gave me an excuse to procrastinate. Always a welcome thing. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? Probably the carbon copy I'm sending to myself, for reference in case I get this survey back sometime in the future. It'd be pretty pointless to respond to myself.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: I'm sure everyone gets one of these in thier mailbox every now and then... I thought it'd be a good way to allocate fugly bandwith for a while... Revenge of the Survey.../<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> NAME: Birth name no important. SEX: Yes, please! HOME: Where heart is! HEIGHT: 4 foot 8. HAIR COLOR: roots black, strands go to orange after. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? I practice english skill for everyday talk. YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? Cooking show! WHAT ARE YOU READING? Dick and Jane book. They work for me. See AzN read! Go AzN go! WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? I hear dog in background bark. Must be new to block. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: Mouse, of course! FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Chess is ultimate game of skill. I beat anyone on chess! FAVORITE MAGAZINE: book that show girl in natural position! FAVORITE SMELL : Dinnertime! WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When neighbor give you sad look when come over for BBQ... BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When riding road to promise land and girl no mind or scream "help!" FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? work, work, work! FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: i buy new cd (not soundtrack): "nazareth: hair of dog" ~ not bad, me like! WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "Another day of wonder lie before me!" DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: when i dance to fast and fall down, i feel sick. ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Exciting. You take life in hand when ride rollercoaster! PEN OR PENCIL: erasing pen, in case of mistake made HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: I have 'share line' and must see if ring pattern match my ring to ansewr FUTURE SON'S NAME: Yoshihiekosan FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: no daughter. if woman birth girl, we eat her and try again for boy. FAVORITE FOODS: I think everybody know already! DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? have not seen parent since last three year, were having hard time back home, hope everything ok. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate! yum! FAVORITE ICE CREAM: just about any good to me! CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: neither healthy, but if i choose i pick bacon bit DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: love to, but everyone drive so fast around! DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: i never stuff dog when done with, tried once but taxidermist say no. THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: i run under sheet and wait for storm be over... WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Delux Yugo hatchback, top of line, white color, 5 speed to choose from! IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? mister rogers from tv. he seem like nice person. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: born year of dragon. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: Chow-Yu Zheng DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: oh, but course! GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? you bet, this AzN no leave manners at door! GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would be dogcatcher, get all food i want, and it be legal! wide variety, too, could go to new neighborhood and pick out lunch IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? already bleach hair to look cool... YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? i would put tattoo on rear end that say: "if you are read this, you stand too close!" HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? not yet, but i keep up hope! WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? I keep wall clean, not even spider on wall! IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Hey! I order bottle instead! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: I know not of 'snapple' - is it type of turtle? FAVORITE Movie(s): crotching tiger hidden dragon ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? i type with left hand all time, it seem. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? 2 pair shoe, flyswatter, and box with condom inside. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Number four always spiritual to me WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Honda! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: wise man once say: "baseball wrong, man with four ball cannot walk!" SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: no one send, i find on own! WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? nobody on forum pay attention to me, so i say every body.
NAME: Greek for "Stranger" SEX: Kinky HOME: I feel pretty at home at a number of bars on Decatur St. HEIGHT: 5'6" HAIR COLOR: some random shade of brown (usually) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? Why can't I just settle for a sugar daddy? YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? Law & Order WHAT ARE YOU READING? By choice? Dune: House Harkonnen WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Resovoir Dogs playing on the VCR. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: I do not use a mouse pad. All they do is collect dust and force you to clean your balls more often. I couldn't have put it better myself, Rev FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Passout FAVORITE MAGAZINE: US News It comes to my house for somebody else. Otherwise I don't bother with mags FAVORITE SMELL: Napalm blossoms in spring WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Realizing that while in a Valium haze, your companion has lost all your hotel information and the plane tickets home while you are travelling overseas BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Victory FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Bleaching Goths with squirtguns from a second story balcony FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: The Crow, The Matrix WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Awww shit! I slept thru my alarm again DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Yes, but only when playing 3-D games like Quake or Doom. It's weird, but it's probably saved me from certain video crack addiction. ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Depends on the park. For instance, a coaster at 6 Flags is exciting. But carnie rides in Louisiana? They can't even get bridges to meet in the middle... hell if I am riding one here PEN OR PENCIL: WTF kind of stupid question is that? And if I answer, what will that say about me as a person? HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: 3 (if I decide that I am indeed at home) FUTURE SON'S NAME: Prisoner ID#8675309 FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Mealticket FAVORITE FOODS: cheese, lobster, buffalo wings, hummus, real NY pizza DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Exceptionally well, ever since I moved 1500mi away from them CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocoholic. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Pistachio CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Crutons, but only if they are homemade DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: Well, it sure beats the fuck out of taking the bus DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: Only my dog Molly THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: Way cool. Nothing beats sex in a good storm WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? My older brother had given me his AMC Gremlin, but I sold it before I was old enough to drive. After that, I got a 1978 Camaro (I wasn't cool enough to have a mullet, though) IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Marco Polo WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Sagitarious WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: Dr. Seuss or Edgar Allen Poe DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: If they're cooked right GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? I'm not really sure what that's supposed to mean, but I suppose a situation could always arise... IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A Kennedy widow IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? It's been about every color already. I kinda liked it purple IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I designed a large tribal back piece about 10 years ago before I got any of my work done, and I haven't gotten up the nerve (or the cash) to get it... yet HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes, as recently as last week. **swearing under breath** WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Magazine centerfold of the Honda V-twin Extreme motorcycle, fireman calandar, an Oakland Raiders helmet, black wrought iron mirror and candle sconces, 3 prints: Maxfield Parrish's "Daybreak", Van Gogh's "Cafe Terrace at Midnight", and MC Escher's "Reptiles", a drinking horn from a renaissance fair, a large portrait of Jim Morrison, and a 6x10 48-star American flag that I originally bought as a curtain in a thrift store for 3 dollars. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends on how thirsty I am WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: I don't drink that shit. FAVORITE Movie(s): Star Wars trilogy, Apocalypse Now, Blade Runner, Evil Dead 2, Fight Club, Natural Born Killers, Seven, Dune ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? a 12 gauge shotgun WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 11 WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? a free one.. that runs WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Football, ice hockey, and the dating game
NAME: Pimp~Fucha-Tookee SEX: with Nursey HOME: is where the heart is... or is it where i lay my hat? HEIGHT: dunno.. about 5'8? HAIR COLOR: natural WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? when? YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? don't have time to watch tv.. WHAT ARE YOU READING? one of the 2 carlos castaneda books nursey lent me... tales of power WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? my hard drive and the bings and diddley-doos of messenger WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: the dirt that collects on my balls FAVORITE BOARD GAME: is emetic's scrabble? FAVORITE MAGAZINE: MBUK FAVORITE SMELL s) the smell of nursey's cunt after i've just been fucking it hard.. with the aroma of good coffee wafting thru... WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: i don't think i've experienced it yet BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Forgetting the week. FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: the one from that film with that guy.. you'll know him.. and they do this thing.. well.. it's a good thing they do.. but the soundtrack was great.. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? my dick and the liquid i need to eject from it DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: no ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: passe PEN OR PENCIL: whatevers handy or appropriate.. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: depends which pocket it's in FUTURE SON'S NAME: Pimp jr FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Pimpetta FAVORITE FOODS: chocolate DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? yes CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: either FAVORITE ICE CREAM: mint choc chip, CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: take em or leave em DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: no DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: i'm not a plushophile, so no THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: cool WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? technically a mini.. but i sold it before ever driving it IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? well i haven't met him yet so i dunno WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: virgo.. my chinese sign is tiger WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: dr seuss? DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: yes.. why? is there something wrong with that? GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? depends which girl it is.. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? the one i've got... with more money obviously IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? i wouldn't dye my hair YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? i wouldn't have a tattoo .. anywhere HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yes.. i am now WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? wallpaper IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? half full WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: only ever drunk it once 'cos there was nothing else FAVORITE Movie(s): too many to list.. star wars had a profound influence on my childhood.. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? right WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? carpet WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? eh? i dunno.. pick a number between zero and infinity... that's it.. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? what's with all the car questions.. i have a dream bike... WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: the fugly forum SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: that'd be lomo... he can last longer than disorder WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? erm??does this question count?
NAME: Me. (A name I call myself) SEX: According to 'The Spark', 86% male. According to my doctor, female. HOME: Something that homeless people lack. HEIGHT: 5'7 HAIR COLOR: 7G (it's what the box says!!!) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? It varies, depending on what chemicals I am on. YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? Probably, 'Autopsy'... I always miss it though. WHAT ARE YOU READING? Besides the monitor? Nothing. That reminds me, I was supposed to go to the library today. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The clock ticking. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: Eyeliner and my mouse. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Scrabble. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: I don't read magazines. FAVORITE SMELL: Musty basements and rotting wood. (Seriously) WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Forced laughter. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Revenge. FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Exploration of modern ruins. FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: "Evita"- yeah, fuckin' right. I don't have a favorite. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? 'Life is shit.' I usually mutter it upon awaking. DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Not really. Even if I did, I vowed to NEVER touch dramamine again. ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Exiting AND deadly if someone isn't strapped in properly... in that case, you can just substitute exiting and deadly with 'entertaining'. PEN OR PENCIL: Sharpie or Marks-A-Lot (another favorite smell of mine) HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: I normally don't answer it unless it's for me; and even then I don't answer it half of the time. (2) FUTURE SON'S NAME: Mistake FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Diazepam FAVORITE FOODS: Anything containing at least 12 grams of fat. (sans meat) DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Finally. I think it has something to do with me not being in their house anymore. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Depends on my mood. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Mint chocolate chip. (Eye Luv yew, Lomo) Or anything made by Ben & Jerry CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Croutons. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: As long as I'm not sharing the road with anyone. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: No. THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: Kewl. WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1988 Pontiac Sunbird. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? I don't fuckin' know! WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: Myself DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: I have, but don't generally. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? No, I'd just steal it when he was asleep. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? God IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I suppose I'd dye it 'purple haze' again, but I don't think my boss would like it. YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I'd rather brand myself than get a tattoo. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Hind-sight is 20/20 and my answer is "NO". WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Not much. A picture of an old house. A stolen shelf from an abandoned catholic school, a cross stolen off of a pew, and a 'trippy' poster. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Who fuckin' spilled it?!! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Snapple is nauseating. I do like Fruitopia.... Citrus Excursion. FAVORITE Movie(s): Hmm... ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty, but when writing ransom letters, I use my left hand. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Shoes, a bunch of credit card statements, some overdue bills, a collection agency letter or two. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? I've always been partial to '7'. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? A car like "Christine". Not the model. I just want a car that will kill people on it's own free will. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I hate sports. I hate them all. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Lomo, you are GRRRRRRREAT!!! WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? Huh?
NAME: Yes SEX: Only once HOME: sweet home HEIGHT: somewhere under 6 ft HAIR COLOR: brown WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? I have learnt not to think about very much, and hence the traits along with it.. paranoia, fret, guilt that sorta thing. YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? Mindless american sitcomes with canned laughter. WHAT ARE YOU READING? Dean Koontz - Lightning. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My latest track. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: I drew a bleeding head on a spike but thats faded now.. i guess. tobacco bits and dust (a la dirty balls ) FAVORITE BOARD GAME: I am not so good at chess but i would always give it a go seeing as i am not a bad sport. That or monopoly.. Cos I just get wild kicks from holding all that fake money. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Anything with nekkid chicks. FAVORITE SMELL s) Fresh concrete dust (from someone angle grinding for instance) or petrol. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Alcoholic Drymouth. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having cash. FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Listen to music, spark up, chill out.. FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Taranino picks all the best. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "Just ten more minutes!" DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: No ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Exciting. PEN OR PENCIL: Keyboard? HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: usually about 4 FUTURE SON'S NAME: FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: FAVORITE FOODS: All food is good. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? No CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Choc FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Ben & Jerry are kings, probably 'super fudge chunk' CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bacon. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: Yes. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: No THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: Cool WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Never had one, i just drive my friends... IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Oliver Reed, maybe he'd buy me a drink. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Taurus WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: Me DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: Ick! GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Sure. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CEO of microsoft, then i'd close that fucker down... IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Green would be nice. YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Homer simpson, eating a line of dunkin' donuts, wrapped around either a bicep, or above the ankle. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Once i was foolish. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Walls?? IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends if you are emptying or filling. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Whut?! FAVORITE Movie(s): Dark City ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous, i can write fuck all with both hands. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Darkness. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 999 WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Toyota MR2 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Football(soccer), when its the english team, otherwise i dont watch sport. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Fuck you.. oh nice!..'be joyfull'..you clot.. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? about what?
NAME: I Murder Children, AKA Mr. Bad Touch, AKA Father Bundy leader of the parish, AKA You fucking prick! SEX:Ussually violently and unwillingly, involving children and the elderly HOME: anyplace I can break into at night and not get caught (pre-schools, nursing homes) HEIGHT:8 and a half circumsized HAIR COLOR:I cut it off... fuck you.. (im real senstive) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? What various items I can shove into a toddlers asshole without cracking thee pelvis YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? I don't watch much TV but I do have an interesting collection of teletubies and barny DVD's... you might call them "bait" WHAT ARE YOU READING? Hustler Barely legal, Scat quarterly, and Parenting WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The high pitched shrill of my victiems, pleading for there life WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: blood, and a 4 year olds vagina FAVORITE BOARD GAME: swallow the suasage you little bitch™ FAVORITE MAGAZINE:Fisting 4 year olds weekly FAVORITE SMELL s) That poo like smell that fills the room when you are elbow deep in a three year old slut WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Finding out danny davito isn't the orignal hamburglar BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD o you REALLY want to ask me that? FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION?!?!?!?! FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:Jesus Christ Superstar, andrew Loyd webber rocks! WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?What the fuck did I do lkast night? Or "What can I clean up blood with without bleaching the carpet?" DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Only when I fill out these shitty surveys ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Exciting.I have picked up alot of chicks at the kiddy coastyer at the state fair PEN OR PENCIL:Fresh blood HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: Phone? I dont have a home how do I afford a phone? FUTURE SON'S NAME:Molested FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Fuckslut that makes daddy money by sucking his friends dry FAVORITE FOODS:everything DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Why yes I do, I go talk to my moms corpse every morning (I have part of it in my tool shed as a mommento) CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Depends. is that a racist statement? FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Congeled bloody fetus crunch CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: wtf kinda question is that JEW?!?! DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:I love running over old people DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: well, if you consider a 3 year old corpse stuffed full of my fecees a stuffed animal, then yes THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: I love the way it scares the children WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Stolen IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Ted Bundy.. I miss you dad WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Vagiterian WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: DMX, Snoop dogg, d12 DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: I love to have kids suck them out of my asshole GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Of course, I mean I love tighting it around her throat IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Elementry school teacher IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?Opeque, transperant YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Gee im not sure, seeing as I have like 20 or so HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yes with a dead dog WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Blood, guts and intestines, sinew, shit, crap like that IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends if its shoved up inside a child WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Fruitty Phlegm blast FAVORITE Movie(s):Anything where there are 3 year olds being penetrated ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Depends what Im doing WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?Three children in a wooden box wearing ball gags WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? One jillion WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?anyone that runs over the asswipe that wrote this survey WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: burning children.. its a lagitimate sport in NC SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: i hope I get to rape there children WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? my mother.. she is dead, remember?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> NAME: D SEX: Female HOME: 34 Clerene Gardens, Westly, Southend, Essex, SS2 5DT HEIGHT: 5"9 HAIR COLOR: black with little bluse bits at the bottom WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? The things I think about YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? Neighbours WHAT ARE YOU READING? Mills and Boon WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Well it's was one of Disorders choons but it's now Brittany WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: If I had one it would be blue with sparkly bits on FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Mouse trap FAVORITE MAGAZINE: New Scientist FAVORITE SMELL s) Pritt stick and petrol WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Pain BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The one when you have a cigarette for a the first time in ages... or orgasms FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Shop!!!!! Derrr! FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Kids WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? What I have to do that day DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: only when I am moveing...hahaha(dick) no I don't ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Wickid cool PEN OR PENCIL: pencil HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: 3 1/2 FUTURE SON'S NAME: Robbie FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Sonja ( Major fan of 'enders) FAVORITE FOODS: Betty's burgers DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? They died before I was born CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate... Derr I AM a girl FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Vanilla CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Both together? DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: Yes. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: Yes, Eeyore THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: not cool, but not scary WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Ford Escort IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Shirly Temple WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: Don't 'do' poetry DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: why not? GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? only if I was in the situation of being naked and haveing no clothes of my own IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? PA to Tony IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? blonde YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? have one already... of a little Anime person with my features HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I am in love... with Sky and I was in love with Disorder... oh and my fiance WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Blue paint... Plug sockets and a couple of posters of Tony Blair IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? both WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: dunno... but my favorite drink is Dr Pepper FAVORITE Movie(s): Gummo ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I mainly use my right hand but I can sometimes use my left... uh, I dunno what ambidextrous means WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? shoes WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 23 WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? BMW SLK or a Lotus Elise or a blue soft top Escort (all ways wanted one) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: WWF SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Thanks? WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? Err... Disorder. Still don't FUCKING know why though<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Mint chocolate chip. (Eye Luv yew, Lomo) SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Lomo, you are GRRRRRRREAT!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You haven't lived until you've tried 'mint cookie' ice cream... I'll spoon-feed you some when you're over at my pad tied up someday... "GRRRRRRREAT?" Taking lessons from Tony the Tiger?
NAME: MoFo, or Ber Vang (since I ripped off the poor convict's photo for my profile) SEX: *Looks at hand, and back at monitor, and switches to http://fuglyporn.com* HOME: A random apartment where the rent is nil, but the traffic is just plain noisy at nights (not to mention all of the freight trains going by) HEIGHT: 3 feet (lying on my back with my gut up in the air) HAIR COLOR: Kind of grayish, that's the post-chemo blues for you. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? Well, I was thinking of either masturbating violently, or eating a pop-tart. What should I do, people? YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? Today Show...I was imagining srinkwrapping Katie Couric's body....that would be fucking amazing! WHAT ARE YOU READING? Aside from all the useless shit people type online, I was reading "The Redneck Manifesto" by Jim Goad. That's a darn good read. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? A bunch of boxcars are going by, that pretty much drowned out everything else...(I would even consider jumping on one of the cars with a laptop...Imagine if Fugly had a "Hobo Cam") WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: A bloodstain...I don't wanna go into that.. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: When the kids have a slumber party, try talking them into baby-oil Twister. Good fun, it is.. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: The freebies that have those fucked-up personals "Man with fetish for petrified feces seeks Dominatrix with Parkinson's Disease for some good ol' whipping and convulsing" FAVORITE SMELL : Anything not spoiled or decayed...fresh cadavers are always better. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When you wake up in jail extremely hungover and sick and dehydrated, but you know the jailworker will take his sweet damned time in getting you some water; that's a horrible feeling. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The day after a hangover, when your body is finally over it. Nothing beats the relief of that. FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Drink, pass out, wake up in some stranger's house after a party, where the cabinets are full of food, and then just pig out until everyone else wakes up, and take off. FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: not a soundtrack...but that "Fish Heads" song..try making love to that song. It's great. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Oh god...her soiled dress is in the bed, but she isn't!! DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Only the day after, like everyone else...oh wait..MOTION sickness! Oh, uh, no I don't. ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Have you ever tried taking roofies before riding a rollercoaster? Try that, and you have my answer. PEN OR PENCIL: Exact-O knifes beat both. That is the most permanent utensil out there. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: I don't touch the phone..I will just wait for the creditors to knock on my door, then BLAM! FUTURE SON'S NAME: Biohazard bag FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Bitch who will make my living for me. FAVORITE FOODS: Cheap beer, and Hot Pockets. I could eat those all the time. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Well, let's just say that where they are now is best for both of us. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: I would like chocolate more, if it wasn't shit-colored. I get self-conscious after eating anything chocolate. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: I had wasabi ice cream once...that was fucking amazing. CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bacon bits...right out of those little jars. Yum! DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: I would, if I didn't have my license revoked (those little scooters that senior citizens use, people...they don't count as motor vehicles, so please don't think that the insurance company will assume it is their fault for going in front of you while on the road) DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: Stuffed? Not really. Irrigated? that's another story... THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: Cool: It is the perfect time to have a young girl on your lap; they get so much more cuddly after a thunderstorm. WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I joyrided in a garbage truck once...that's about the closest I came to owning a car. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Fuck political correctness...I think Hitler would have been interesting to meet. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini...that is why I am so clingy, girls. It isn't my fault! WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: GG...a true poet. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: Eventually...once I something to dip them into.. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Sure...I'm already not wearing pants at that point, so what's the loss? GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? In a perfect world, a pimp, just to see if I can be as charming as most of them (Remember that action movie "Whore," anyone?) IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Flesh colored...that would look fucking wierd. YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? A tattoo on my groin somewhere, saying "KNEEPAD AREA" HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Plenty of times! "I love you, daughter...I love you, field mouse...I love you, cardboard tube..." WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? A fresh coat of paint..I don't wanna get into that, either.. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Actually, I just drink directly out of the pitcher. They don't mind that in the bars.. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: there was some fucked up Snapple which was clear...I would guzzle that down, and then put vodka in the bottle. FAVORITE Movie(s): "Women in Cages," anyone? ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Well, you need both hands if you want her head to really stay down there. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Empty bottle, some lump on the linoleum that I couldn't remove for the life of me.. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Um...I would have to say 238423785561308475124071524087145012837457453742378042*)&^%(&^$&%$%#%#^%&**^()(())(&*(^53472527452485624572834578235645763458734657834659347563456034564052-512845249542395643563245 763465dhfsdjhvsdbfw48t 74y475y45745b634wfywer1116 (I don't fucking know! What's the fucking point of having a favorite number anyway?!) WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? A DeLorean-tsyle Hearse! That would rock! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I watched some retards go Duckpin bowling once...talk about a vivid image.. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Uh, nice tits?? WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? Skunkman...that stupid fucker has yet to respond to my accusing him of being a drunken, gas-huffing Aboriginal! Why the fuck should I expect him to respond to this? Fucking dumb Native glue-sniffing, ass-fisting, Nigger-Faggotesque SkunkSmegShitStainMan..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Pop-tarts will make you go blind <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pop-Tarts don't make you go blind! They make your piss turn orange. What the hell were you thinking about?!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo: Pop-Tarts don't make you go blind! They make your piss turn orange. What the hell were you thinking about?!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> uhhh...Bella Madonna
NAME: Spooky SEX: Straight. HOME: 'Where ever I lay my hash' ( Name that song (It's slightly edited). HEIGHT: 5' 9" HAIR COLOR: Natural blond streaks. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? What if... YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? Don't watch much TV, but like Ally Mcbeal ( Is that sad? ). WHAT ARE YOU READING? INTO THIN AIR A personal account of the Everest disaster. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Plastica remix of Kylie's Can't get you outa my head ( A class remix) WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: My mouse FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Dare! FAVORITE MAGAZINE: DJ or Computer Arts ( Big issue ;D ) FAVORITE SMELL s) Female sweat... WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Splitting my knob. :MAD: BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Not splitting my knob. FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Clubbing. (Lot's of hot sweaty women ;D ) FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Trainspoting. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Where am I? DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Nope! ROLLER COASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING: Exciting. Love'em! I Rode the BIG ONE only last month. PEN OR PENCIL: Key board. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: Only the one ( she's not into threesomes! ) FUTURE SON'S NAME: Hansel FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Gretal. FAVORITE FOODS: Chineese DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Really well. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Both please. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Any! CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bits DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: Yes and No. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: Only if it's PAXO! THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: Love'em. And you've never seen a thunderstorm proper unless you've been to N.T AUST in the rainy season. Fucking unbeleivable! WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Mini. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Charles Darwin. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Libra WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: Pam Aires!!! DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: Yep! Love broccoli! GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Only in trade for her knickers! GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Skydive instructor. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would never. No need! YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I've got back-piece/sleeves on both arms to the elbow. And one on the side of lower leg. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? What's that then? WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Travel pic's, masks, and Van gough/salvador Dali prints. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Always full. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Any FAVORITE Movie(s): Terminator(s), Highlander. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Pretty much ambidextrous... WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Condom wrapers! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Guess it has to be ^(. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Austin Martin, Vantage. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Any Martial Arts/Ultimate fighting. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: He's got a good idea with the Pac-man Tattoo. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOU? Homewrecker...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: uhhh...Bella Madonna<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, okay.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp: NAME: Pimp~Fucha-Tookee HEIGHT: dunno.. about 5'8?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh come on now shorty... Tell the truth.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp: NAME: Pimp~Fucha-Tookee HEIGHT: dunno.. about 5'8?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh come on now shorty... Tell the truth.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: FAVORITE SMELL: Musty basements and rotting wood. (Seriously) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Reminds me of my childhood
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: SEX: Straight. I Rode the BIG ONE <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Contradiction?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Oh come on now shorty... Tell the truth.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 5'7 and a quarter...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank: Contradiction? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I wondered who would pick up on that! 10/10 Wanker! <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp: 5'7 and a quarter...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Right, now take off those high heels your wearing...
