retards are funny...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by CKY2K, Nov 18, 2000.

  1. CKY2K

    CKY2K New Member

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    ...then you have to clean up after them. They shit everywhere; shit in the urinals, on the floor, in front of the toilets. Yesiree bob-o-reeno, when you work as slave labor, you can expect tons of shit everywhere. Nothing like cleaning runny green and brown shit right after eating chili. Mmmm hmmmmm, them's good eatin'.


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  2. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    u must have them loosly trained mine dont get anywhere near the urinal bastards!

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  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I make mine eat its own poop... I dont feed the prick
     
  4. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    silly pimp!!! u dont buy pet retards u make them! all you do is pick out someone u dislike and your favorite blunt instrument. subdue the victim somehow be it with rope or tape and swing your blunt object at the base of the head/neck aiming for the main crainial nervestem. if you place your blow accurately and with sufficant force you should rupture the levator palpebrae.
    voila! instant pet retard

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