Retarded jokes at YOUR expense

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Nauseous, Oct 13, 2007.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    What does MAJ Havoc eat for breakfast?
    MAJ Havocoa Puffs

    What does Grim Jesus like to wear?
    Stockings and Grim Jesuspenders

    What's Dwaine Scum's favourite film?
    Forrest Dwaine Scump

    What does Nursey eat for dinner?
    Pimp Gazpacho

    What's Lomotil's favourite album?
    Jagged Little Lomotill

    Where does joeslogic go on holiday?
    Costa Joeslogica

    What does Schmed eat for dinner?
    Schmedded Pork

    What's Barry's favourite book?
    Anna Ucicarenina

    What's Reizvolles 's favourite film?
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Reizvollest

    What's Felcher's favourite album?
    Never Mind The Bollocks Felchere's The Sex Pistols

    If you're name isn't mentioned, it is because the stupid generator couldn't find any bad jokes for you.
     
  2. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Phatboy will be heart broken.
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    You do not want to mess with me, Ms. Pukey. Look at me! Grrrr! I am scarey. I see we are on the same latitude. Fancy popping in for a latte?
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Actually, the generator couldn't find any bad jokes about you, so I just took Pimp's name out of the first line.
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Because it's too frightened, probably!
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Oh dear. I think i've stumbled upon Maj Havoc's dirty little secret...

    :mad:
     
  7. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Curses! And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for these meddling teenagers!!
     
  8. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    And I thought that you made up, "A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart."

    You just ripped it from their website!
     
  9. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Ees steel byootifool, no?
     
  10. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    It can help if you've shat yourself?
     

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