reposting old victim (pt:3)

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  1. pimpchichi

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    me=caninelover&he-chichufuchi

    *in some gay teenagers chatroom full of older guys trawling for underage ass*

    SlashingAnt: hi
    SlashingAnt: asl
    CanineLover: 16/m/uk
    SlashingAnt: 26/m/uk u dont mind chattin to older lad?
    CanineLover: no..
    SlashingAnt: cool
    CanineLover: i guess not
    SlashingAnt: where in uk
    CanineLover: london
    SlashingAnt: blimey everyones in london
    CanineLover: where are you?
    SlashingAnt: blackpool
    CanineLover: oh wow.. i have family in st annes
    SlashingAnt: yeahh
    CanineLover: brb..
    CanineLover: gotta go loo
    SlashingAnt: ok
    CanineLover: ok.. i'm back
    SlashingAnt: cool
    SlashingAnt: so u had sex?
    CanineLover: errm
    CanineLover: no
    SlashingAnt: ok
    CanineLover: not full blown
    SlashingAnt: u cum up here often
    CanineLover: no.. first time i been
    CanineLover: a guy i was with last night told me about it
    SlashingAnt: no u come up north alot
    CanineLover: yeah...
    CanineLover: but not blackpool
    SlashingAnt: wher
    CanineLover: blackburn
    SlashingAnt: coool
    SlashingAnt: wot have u done
    CanineLover: so whatdya wanna do?
    CanineLover: ant?
    SlashingAnt: i wanna fuck?
    CanineLover: yeah
    CanineLover:
    SlashingAnt: do u
    CanineLover: can we... cyber.. i got a dildo handy too
    SlashingAnt: yeahhh
    SlashingAnt: u got msn
    CanineLover: ok... well you lead
    CanineLover: yeah i have
    CanineLover: mbukes@hotmail.com
    SlashingAnt: speak on there
    CanineLover: ok

    *over to messenger*

    Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

    is it cuz i's so sexy says: hey
    he-chichufuchi says: hi ant
    he-chichufuchi says: ok
    he-chichufuchi says: can you take the lead pls ant...
    he-chichufuchi says: i've never done this before
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: no
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: u got mic?
    he-chichufuchi says: no soundcard
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: awww
    he-chichufuchi says: yeah it sucks
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: u got pic
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ok
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: send
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: i might suck u
    he-chichufuchi says: i've only got an old one
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: thats ok

    Waiting for is it cuz i's so sexy to accept the file "young_rat.jpg" (162 Kb, less than 2 minutes with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

    Transfer of file "young_rat.jpg" has been accepted by is it cuz i's so sexy. Starting transfer...

    he-chichufuchi says: i'm about 9 in this pic
    he-chichufuchi says: but my face ain't changed much
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ok
    he-chichufuchi says: just my hair is cropped now
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ok

    Transfer of "young_rat.jpg" is complete.


    he-chichufuchi says: have you got a pic pls?

    is it cuz i's so sexy would like to send you the file "ME!!.JPG" (31 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

    Transfer of file "ME!!.JPG" from is it cuz i's so sexy has been accepted. Starting transfer...

    is it cuz i's so sexy says: mines old as well
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ur cute

    You have successfully received C:\My Documents\Messenger Service Received Files\ME!!.JPG from is it cuz i's so sexy.

    Before opening this file, you may want to scan it with a virus-scanning program.

    he-chichufuchi says: thanx
    he-chichufuchi says: who is baby?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: sisters
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: im an uncle
    he-chichufuchi says: me too
    he-chichufuchi says: you look hot
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: yeah
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ill be ya uncle hehe
    he-chichufuchi says: you have such a great smile
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: thx
    he-chichufuchi says: so?
    he-chichufuchi says: what now?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: wot u want
    he-chichufuchi says: i got a dildo here
    he-chichufuchi says: do you wanna shove it up me?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: yup
    he-chichufuchi says: ohh.. cool
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: shame u aint got a mic
    he-chichufuchi says: hold on... i'm taking my pants all the way off
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: so when u come up north u gonna cum round
    he-chichufuchi says: hey thats sounds good
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: then you can throw ya dildo away
    he-chichufuchi says: yeah.. but now...
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ok
    he-chichufuchi says: ok.. i gotta bend over and shove it at my ass
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ok
    he-chichufuchi says: mmmmm
    he-chichufuchi says: oooh
    he-chichufuchi says: yeah.. i got the end in...
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: coool
    he-chichufuchi says: mmm
    he-chichufuchi says: just moving it around
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: thought u said this was new?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: hang on ill get mine
    he-chichufuchi says: it is to me...
    he-chichufuchi says: but you wouldn't play
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: i would
    he-chichufuchi says: so i started without you
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: hhehe
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: mines here
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: batteries as well
    he-chichufuchi says: mines about 1/4 the way in
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: taking boxers off
    he-chichufuchi says: i'm just stroking it in and out
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: mines on the chair and im slowly pushing it in me
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: oh wow
    he-chichufuchi says: my ass is starting to relax more now
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: mines tightr
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ahh thats better
    he-chichufuchi says: what did you do??
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: its in
    he-chichufuchi says: you sat on it
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: spread my cheeks
    he-chichufuchi says: ok.. s**** i try that?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: wedged it against summat at an angle
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: and pushed my ass on it
    he-chichufuchi says: i got it 1/4 the way in.. but i can't hold it and relax at same time
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: i cant sit lol
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: wedge it
    he-chichufuchi says: right... i'm squatting over the floor
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ok
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: kneel
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: go on kneel
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: let me tell u
    he-chichufuchi says: yeah the ends touched the ground... and i'm putting my weight onto it
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: no put it between ya back heels
    he-chichufuchi says: ohoohh
    he-chichufuchi says: god.. it's all the way in
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: when it goes in push like u havin a pooh
    he-chichufuchi says: i can just feel the bottom of the dildo...
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: cool
    he-chichufuchi says: with my fingers
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: u got batteries
    he-chichufuchi says: no..
    he-chichufuchi says: mmmmm
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: sit on chair
    he-chichufuchi says: everytime i move it sends tingles up my back
    he-chichufuchi says: ok...
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: i no
    he-chichufuchi says: i'm sitting...
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: a real cocks better
    he-chichufuchi says: s**** i sit properly?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: yes
    he-chichufuchi says: ok..
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: spread ya cheeks
    he-chichufuchi says: mmm ngh
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: and sit
    he-chichufuchi says: ok
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: mines all in
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: and its on
    he-chichufuchi says: shit mines all in
    he-chichufuchi says: oh fuck
    he-chichufuchi says: oh no..
    he-chichufuchi says: it's slipped up me ant
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: oooh
    he-chichufuchi says: i can't feel the end with my fingers
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: push
    he-chichufuchi says: it just kinda slooped up me
    he-chichufuchi says: i tried that..
    he-chichufuchi says: and it just slipped further up my ass
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: well squeeze
    he-chichufuchi says: i'm trying
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: as if holding back pooh
    he-chichufuchi says: i'm squatting down with my hand up my ass here
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: hehehe
    he-chichufuchi says: i felt the end
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: mines vibrating
    he-chichufuchi says: but as soon as i tried to get a grip
    he-chichufuchi says: it went further up
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: get it
    he-chichufuchi says: i'm worried ant
    he-chichufuchi says: what if i can't get it?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: u will
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: wow cant wait to meet u lol
    he-chichufuchi says: if i feel at my stomach i can feel it
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: u can take me all
    he-chichufuchi says: hold on...
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: k
    he-chichufuchi says: i'm gonna try to push it from my stomach
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: spread your ass wide
    he-chichufuchi says: no..
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: go on
    he-chichufuchi says: when i do that i can feel it sliding further yup
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: trust me
    he-chichufuchi says: ok
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: does it feel good in u
    he-chichufuchi says: no..
    he-chichufuchi says: i don't like this at all
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: awww
    he-chichufuchi says: ok i'm gonna give it a push
    he-chichufuchi says: i can feel it thru my stomach
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ok
    he-chichufuchi says: ok pushing
    he-chichufuchi says: oww
    he-chichufuchi says: it's no good
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: try
    he-chichufuchi says: i pushed as hard as i could
    he-chichufuchi says: and it just hurt.. a lot
    he-chichufuchi says: it's still hurting
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: awww
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: get it out
    he-chichufuchi says: do you think i mighta broke something
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: no
    he-chichufuchi says: well theres blood coming outta my ass....
    he-chichufuchi says: and not my dildo..
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: oooo
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: eek
    he-chichufuchi says: ohfuckfuckfuck
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: is it out
    he-chichufuchi says: no!
    he-chichufuchi says: i can't get at it
    he-chichufuchi says: and i can't touch my burn stuff again
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: eeek\
    he-chichufuchi says: fuck..
    he-chichufuchi says: my stomach throbs
    he-chichufuchi says: i think i may have ruptured something
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: nah
    he-chichufuchi says: well ... it was ok until i tried to push it out
    he-chichufuchi says: and when i was pushing something gave
    he-chichufuchi says: it's fucking killing me
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: push more
    he-chichufuchi says: and when thing in stomach broke..
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: kneel
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: lean forward
    he-chichufuchi says: thats when blood started coming out my ass
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: eek
    he-chichufuchi says: this is fucked up ant#
    he-chichufuchi says: how do i stop it bleeding?
    he-chichufuchi says: what do i tell my parents... oh mi god
    he-chichufuchi says: what if they have to take me to hospital
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ??
    he-chichufuchi says: to get it out
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: look stop a min
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: stand up
    he-chichufuchi says: and my dad
    he-chichufuchi says: oh god..
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: dont panic
    he-chichufuchi says: he'll batter me
    he-chichufuchi says: he's real homophobic
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: yeah
    he-chichufuchi says: shit
    he-chichufuchi says: what am i gonna do
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: stand up
    he-chichufuchi says: ok
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: dont panic
    he-chichufuchi says: too late
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: widen your legs
    he-chichufuchi says: k
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: spread ya cheeks
    he-chichufuchi says: ok
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: now stand there like that pushing gently
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: and pulling
    he-chichufuchi says: oh fuck
    he-chichufuchi says: i stood there and pushed
    he-chichufuchi says: like i'm pushing for a shit
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: have u got a slim ass?
    he-chichufuchi says: and i had a shit
    he-chichufuchi says: diorrhea
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: eeek
    he-chichufuchi says: hold on theres more
    s it cuz i's so sexy says: u got it
    he-chichufuchi says: oh fuck
    he-chichufuchi says: no
    he-chichufuchi says: i just shit a helluvalot
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: has it cum out
    he-chichufuchi says: what am i gonna say?
    he-chichufuchi says: no
    he-chichufuchi says: and my carpet is covered in diorrhea...
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: erk
    he-chichufuchi says: running down my legs
    he-chichufuchi says: what do i tell my mum and dad?
    he-chichufuchi says: it won't come out
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: i tell u wot lie down
    he-chichufuchi says: they'll have to take me to hospital
    he-chichufuchi says: ok
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: no it will come out]
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: give it time
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: lie down relax
    he-chichufuchi says: oh fuck
    he-chichufuchi says: my mum just stuck her head around the door
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: lie down, relax, and it will slowly come out
    he-chichufuchi says: wanted to know why i was crying
    he-chichufuchi says: she's just seen me 1/2 naked.. covered in shit and with my hand up my ass
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: lol
    he-chichufuchi says: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
    he-chichufuchi says: !!!
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: sorry
    he-chichufuchi says: you wouldn't understand
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: i do
    he-chichufuchi says: my dad used to beat my older brothers
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: done it myself
    he-chichufuchi says: but left me alone
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: hmmm
    he-chichufuchi says: but he said if i ever turned queer he'd kill me
    he-chichufuchi says: rather than live with shame of a gay son
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: eek
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: r u gay or bi
    he-chichufuchi says: i dunno
    he-chichufuchi says: curious i guess
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: which u like more cock or pussy
    he-chichufuchi says: well to be honest...
    he-chichufuchi says: i got taste for cock from my dog
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: ?
    he-chichufuchi says: i was playing with him one day
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: yeah
    he-chichufuchi says: and his dick got huge
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: did u suck it
    he-chichufuchi says: i don't know what made me do it...
    he-chichufuchi says: i just leaned over and took it in my mouth
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: did u sit on it
    he-chichufuchi says: no....
    he-chichufuchi says: oh.. fuck..
    he-chichufuchi says: my dads up
    he-chichufuchi says: my mum musta told him
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: get in bed
    he-chichufuchi says: ok
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: close this
    he-chichufuchi says: ok
    he-chichufuchi says: what do i say about shit on carpet?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: hope he dont notice
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: clean it l8er
    he-chichufuchi says: ok.. r u going?
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: i am im tired
    he-chichufuchi says: bastard
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: hey!!
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: chill
    he-chichufuchi says: don't leave me alone
    he-chichufuchi says: oh fuck..
    is it cuz i's so sexy says: is it out
    he-chichufuchi says: my dads outta the bathroom
    he-chichufuchi says: nonono
    is it cuz i's so sexy is having network problems and is no longer in the conversation. The last few messages may not have been received.
     

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