reposting old victim (pt:2)

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by pimpchichi, Jun 10, 2003.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    me=caninelover

    granadaguy1: hi 45/m/northeast - fancy a whisper
    CanineLover: oh cool
    granadaguy1: afraid i dont have much experience but would love to
    CanineLover: it's ok.. you know what my name *means* don't you.. i like to let my dog join in
    granadaguy1: i know! that sort of think is what turns me on
    CanineLover: oh cool
    CanineLover: it's all i seem to get since my accident..
    CanineLover: my dog patch and cybersex
    granadaguy1: trouble is it is hard to find a like minded person
    CanineLover: oh i know...
    CanineLover: i never understood the attraction
    CanineLover: until i lost my legs
    CanineLover: and i was depressed
    CanineLover: i thought no man would want me
    granadaguy1: so what are u looking for as well as your dog
    CanineLover: and i was crying one day
    CanineLover: and patch came over and started to lick my pussy
    CanineLover: and look at me.. as if he knew what would make me feel better
    granadaguy1: thats nice
    granadaguy1: why do u think no man would want u
    CanineLover: so i started to play with his dick.. and guided him into me..
    CanineLover: 'cos i'm hideous...
    CanineLover: i used to be so pretty before the carcrash
    granadaguy1: bet u are not hideous
    CanineLover: blonde hair and cute button nose...
    CanineLover: and when i went through that windscreen
    CanineLover: my life seemed to be over
    granadaguy1: some people do look beneath looks
    CanineLover: i lost my top lip, my nose, half my scalp.. and my legs too
    CanineLover: the doctors are trying.. you know the plastic surgery
    granadaguy1: u are trying to put uyself down
    CanineLover: but i'll never look the same again
    CanineLover: i don't need to put MYSELF down...
    CanineLover: i know how much i repulse men..
    CanineLover: have you ever been to a nightclub.. in a wheelchair..
    granadaguy1: well i am sure u wouldnt repulse all men
    CanineLover: with your face all fucked up...
    CanineLover: and men coming up to offer you drinks..
    granadaguy1: there is always more to looks
    CanineLover: then throwing the drink at you.. and saying.. "what would i see in you you freak?"?
    granadaguy1: that is awful of them but not everyone is like that
    CanineLover: so you are not like that?
    granadaguy1: no. i dont judge people
    CanineLover: wow.. you're cool
    CanineLover: i'd send you a pic of me after the accident.. well ...now i mean
    granadaguy1: too many people judge others
    CanineLover: but i can't face letting a camera photo me
    granadaguy1: great. i can send u some as well
    granadaguy1: thats ok there is no pressure
    CanineLover: ok.. you're so nice...
    granadaguy1: i just love chatting to ladies into animal sex and hopefull if i ever get luck to meet up
    CanineLover: most men these days would cross the road rather than have to register my existence
    CanineLover: hey i hope we could meet up..
    granadaguy1: well u should not judge everyone like that
    CanineLover: so you wouldn't mind if patch joined in?
    granadaguy1: i would love to. u are in cumbria?
    CanineLover: yes
    granadaguy1: i would love it if he joined in
    granadaguy1: i live in co durham near the a 66
    CanineLover: oh.. appleby
    granadaguy1: not far at all. only about 30 minutes
    granadaguy1: i live in barnard castle
    CanineLover: you wouldn't mind having sex with a cripple
    granadaguy1: my name is andy and i am 45
    CanineLover: i told you i have no legs right
    CanineLover: i'm barbara.. 26
    granadaguy1: why should i mind. everyone can have sex u know
    CanineLover: oh.. cool
    CanineLover: my ex-boyfriend tried it once after the accident
    granadaguy1: only once?
    CanineLover: he said that my stumps rubbing against his thighs while i orgasmed made him want to puke
    CanineLover: then he dumped me...
    CanineLover: the thing is.. he lost an arm in the accident
    granadaguy1: accidents can happen to anyone so why should it change our views on anyone
    CanineLover: and it was his drunk driving that caused the crash
    granadaguy1: well he sound a right awful man
    CanineLover: he was...
    CanineLover: patch took care of him though
    granadaguy1: bit him!?
    CanineLover: bit him square in the nuts when i started crying
    CanineLover: lol
    granadaguy1: what sort of dog is patch
    CanineLover: i love my patchy so much
    CanineLover: he's a mongrel
    CanineLover: border collie/ whippet cross
    granadaguy1: well i can assure you i wouldnt pass comment on how u look and i bet it is not bad
    granadaguy1: sound a nice dog does he like sex with u
    CanineLover: it is.. i know it is.. just as long as you have a strong stomach..lol
    CanineLover: yeah he does
    CanineLover: he really enjoys it.. i can tell
    granadaguy1: i mean i have tattoos - they may put u off
    granadaguy1: wow. does he cum in u
    CanineLover: oh shit.. if you don't mind my stumps and scars .. i'm sure i can handle a coupla tattoos..
    CanineLover: yeah he does.. it's great
    granadaguy1: (and a few piercings?!)
    CanineLover: you know.. that when he cums..
    CanineLover: his dick starts to get bigger at the end
    CanineLover: and kinda locks in
    granadaguy1: i am not a punk or whatever, i just like tattoos and piercings but only those you cant see dressed up
    CanineLover: hey thats cool
    granadaguy1: sounds great i would love to lick u out after
    CanineLover: do you have any intimate piercings?
    CanineLover: i have my clit pierced
    granadaguy1: prince albert and 2 on my scrotum
    granadaguy1: wow that sounds great
    CanineLover: but i always take it out before patch has sex with me
    CanineLover: i don't think he likes it..
    granadaguy1: oh right. i dont take mine out
    granadaguy1: do u suck him off
    CanineLover: if i leave it in.. he tries gnawing or scratching it out
    granadaguy1: i can imagine
    CanineLover: which was fun once..
    CanineLover: but.. err.. hehe
    CanineLover: don't wanna risk any damage
    CanineLover: yeah i suck him off...
    granadaguy1: i could gnaw on it!
    granadaguy1: cool
    CanineLover: i could suck him off while you are fucking me...
    CanineLover: or gnawing at my clitstud..lol
    granadaguy1: that would be great
    CanineLover: hey i gotta go offline...
    CanineLover: can i give you my number
    granadaguy1: i could kiss you after he came
    CanineLover: ooh.. yeah
    granadaguy1: want my number
    CanineLover: ok.. cool
    granadaguy1: 01833 695858
    granadaguy1: leave a message if i am not in
    granadaguy1: can i have yours
    CanineLover: mines 07866748988
    CanineLover: it's always on...
    CanineLover: seeya..
    CanineLover: talk to you soon.. i hope
    granadaguy1: thanks when can i call
    CanineLover: anytime
    granadaguy1: now?
    CanineLover: not right now.. i got my mum coming round to change my bandages
    CanineLover: but in about an hour??
    granadaguy1: tomorrow?
    granadaguy1: an hour it is then
    CanineLover: tomorrow is fine
    CanineLover: an hour is better
    CanineLover: *smiles*
    granadaguy1: i can phone in an hour
    granadaguy1: cu xxxx
    CanineLover: seeya
    granadaguy1: take care
    granadaguy1: i'll let u go now!!
    granadaguy1: look 4ward to speaking
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