Remember these words of wisdom....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Nov 23, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    They should get you through life:


    Glassblowers kick ass,

    Bead makers fucking suck
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    here are some inspirational words ...

    shit flows downhill.. paydays friday

    this short slogan contains the essence of plumbing...
     
  3. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    "Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."
     
  4. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    "Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    actually, ours never showed up..hows that for energy efficient
     
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i kick ass
     
  6. -po0p

    -po0p New Member

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    "get yo' bitch-ass back in that kitchen and make me some pie fo' i beat yo' ass again bitch .!"
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    That's bi-aitch... ya foo!
     
  8. Sexual Chocolate

    Sexual Chocolate New Member

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    Straight up, yo... Is you still coo? Is you my sista still?
     
  9. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Off-topically blurted as usual by kitana:
    i kick ass<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Mmmm.


    Right.


    So how's the relationship going lately with your boyfriend, SuperCryin'Man? Any good date stories?
     
  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    So how's the relationship going lately with your boyfriend, SuperCryin'Man? Any good date stories?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    its actually doing very good.

    He's finally moved on*


    *i hope i am not speaking too soon
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I think any time you speak, it falls into the 'too soon' time frame.
     
  12. Stranger

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    'Bouncing baby boy' is only a figure of speech as is 'beat about the bush'.
     
  13. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
     
  14. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sexual Chocolate:
    Straight up, yo... Is you still coo? Is you my sista still?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Uh...
     
  15. D

    D New Member

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    Just say NO!
     

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