* Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. * No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off * Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb. * Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally. * Can't afford a spa? Eat 4 cans of baked beans before you take a bath.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>* Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is this with or without razor blades added?
