Reassurance For Institutionalised Cattle

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by chumwad84, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. chumwad84

    chumwad84 New Member

    Messages:
    292
  2. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

    Messages:
    3,123
    I'm sure the military will be fitted with those soon.
     
  3. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

    Messages:
    8,426
    Scary stuff fo sho.
     
  4. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

    Messages:
    2,487
    Moooooo!
     
  5. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

    Messages:
    3,123
    I'm looking forward to it. It'll be so much easier than having to keep up with my ID card.
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,885
    My ex fiance was all about not ever having any kind of id implanted into your skin because he said it was the mark of the beast (like every barcode had 666 in it or some shit) and you would go to hell. He was fucking weird. His mom was a religious freak.
     
  7. chumwad84

    chumwad84 New Member

    Messages:
    292
    I just did a quick bit of research...and guess what? Your weird ex was right. :)

    And one way or another, the idea of my entire being becoming a component of some vast machine seems pretty hellish to me.
     
  8. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

    Messages:
    3,123
    Do not fight it, Chum. Assimilate. Resistance is futile. Go to sleep. Run to the light. All the cool kids are doing it.
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,885
    I read that the barcode 666 thing was false on snopes.
     
  10. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

    Messages:
    2,169
    I would get a microchip... I think it is a good idea... we do it for dogs.
     
  11. chumwad84

    chumwad84 New Member

    Messages:
    292
    Yeah, in your case it would be a good idea. Your husband would be able to locate you when you're off getting impregnated by the strays you pick up on Craigslist. :)
     

Share This Page