Ratty made BOO BOO!

Lomo, dont you fucking dare do it until i say its okay! sometimes Miss Ratty drinks heavily and makes strange phone calls to make life funnier. but sometimes she forgets these phone calls. so its better to forget them too sometimes, unless i say its okay. okay? ok! kiss kiss- Rat

 

uh, so, Lomo; is there a wav file available of this supposed call i made that you could send me? i am dying to hear it!!

 

send it?.. fuck that dude.. post it up here.. let everyone have the chance to hear it..

 

just let me hear it first!

 

I heard about it.

 

Its ok Ratty, even though u were drunk and made some mistakes its ok, i still love ya!!


How's Frenchy? Are the nights spent recreationally?

 

hey! it was no mistake i called Lomo in my drunken stupor! he is the only one who could possibly make sense of my useless drunken babble! its starting to come back to me now... was i singing? ( or trying to?) gawd, i hope it wasnt Mariah Carey or something gay like that.

So Rossy, why so interested in Frenchy? Are you hoping to hear some juicy sex stories? okay, i tell you a secret. we make love often and he says dirty things to me in French and it makes me come.

 

Y'kno... this is just starting to get good... I just might keep her in suspense for a few more days...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote

If it was Whitney Houston Lomo you gotta post it man, that would be worth it's weight in gold and personal humiliation...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
Show us your arse again bitch<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yaaaaargh! show me your peg leg and your pretty parrot!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:

So Rossy, why so interested in Frenchy? Are you hoping to hear some juicy sex stories? okay, i tell you a secret. we make love often and he says dirty things to me in French and it makes me come. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cuz I want ratty tat tat to be super duper happy of course!! And apparently frenchy can do that, so yay frenchy!! Yay Ratty!!!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
parp, parp, waffle, blah blah blah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Show us your arse again bitch

 

Yes!Don't be suspicious of little Rossy,Rat or i might get quite cross!
Frenchy?That reminds me of the night I had a couple of guys who were friends of a friend walk me home from a club...i'd had a couple of e's and a small handfull of magic mushrooms.When we got to mine,they were being overawed by my ~smouldering sexuality~ ) which got a bit boring,so to take some of the limelight off me one ('Dutchy') had the idea of me choosing outfits of mine for them to wear.I got the massive (over)-muscular blonde one to wear a tiny black satin dress with a slit up the side,and decided he'd be called 'Dutchy', and the other who was an ugly,slender Italian guy with a squashed looking nose to wear a little black flamenco-style skirt and he was named 'Angelina' (he wasn't as comfortable with the whole idea as 'Dutchy'...who was happily shimmying around).Eventually they fell asleep together after giving up trying to persuade me to indulge in double penetrative frolics with them.They still left happy the next day despite their disappointment,having enjoyed their adventure night with Nursey,lucky boys!!!

 

Frency and I are super-duper happy! thanks for asking. who thought a one night stand would last a month! things are progressing nicely and he trains well. he has unknowingly become my little lovie bunnie biotch while maintining his ego status and masculinity.

Miss Nursey! Surely you jest when you speak of poor Dutchy and Angelina! ironic and strangely enough i had a very similar experience! after drinking several bottles of wine and port two men accompanied me back to my casa where they raided my wardrobe all evening while i tickled them with my leather whip! 80's rocker boy wore my old prom dress with a black cape, then changed into a lovely black bathing suit avec cape. the Jewish one wore a thong and long creme colored wrap i possess. amazingly enough i have photographs of this incident. sometime soon i will dig them up and scan them for members section. i will hide their faces as i appreciate the lengths they went to impress me.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Yes!Don't be suspicious of little Rossy,Rat or i might get quite cross!
Frenchy?That reminds me of the night I had a couple of guys who were friends of a friend walk me home from a club...i'd had a couple of e's and a small handfull of magic mushrooms.When we got to mine,they were being overawed by my ~smouldering sexuality~ ) which got a bit boring,so to take some of the limelight off me one ('Dutchy') had the idea of me choosing outfits of mine for them to wear.I got the massive (over)-muscular blonde one to wear a tiny black satin dress with a slit up the side,and decided he'd be called 'Dutchy', and the other who was an ugly,slender Italian guy with a squashed looking nose to wear a little black flamenco-style skirt and he was named 'Angelina' (he wasn't as comfortable with the whole idea as 'Dutchy'...who was happily shimmying around).Eventually they fell asleep together after giving up trying to persuade me to indulge in double penetrative frolics with them.They still left happy the next day despite their disappointment,having enjoyed their adventure night with Nursey,lucky boys!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AWWWW Nursey is here to defend me from all the villains in the world, but don't worry Nursey. Ratty is not a villain ratty is a sex fiend!! YAY!!!!!!!!! Nursey I wanna wear some of ur clothes, that would be super duper fun!!! Except for the gold g string, thats all yours. Does Pimp ever wear the deliciousness of Nursey's wardrobe???

 

Ummmm...

 

pssssst YOUR BALLS ARE SHOWING

 

Tsk!Silly!!! That's not me - it's PIMP! This is me here:

 

Hey they are wearing the same apron they wear when they feed me!!!!!! *giggles uncontrolably to the point of passing out*

 

Hey now, hey now... this thread was meant to be about me and my blackmail phonecall message of Rat's - not Pimp's ballz.

BTW, Rat: I was going to mention this earlier, but my cell phone company decided that they'd delete that message before I had a chance to record it (despite my choosing "re-save" from the menu), so you'll have to call me again sometime when you're fucked up beyond all belief...