I don't know what it is about those stands that everything is so fucking awesome that they make. Not all of them though, I never eat from a stand that has a skinny person cooking. If they won't eat their own food, I'm sure as hell not going to pay them to fuck up my arteries. Down in Pacific Beach, San Diego, they have some great little burrito and burger stands. One of them even has chinese food, and if you walk around to the back they sell just about everything in the world. I'm serious. I bought some taco's, went around back, and bought some flip flops, a CIA hat, and some sunglasses, and I think the total was $16.
Your right they cannot all be that good I always had good look at the Carlsbad swap meet down in the valley. I'm just starved so it all sounds good. I'm trying to help out wifey with her Nutrisystems diet by going on it with her. We bought the 45 day food deal and then spent two weeks not buying any groceries and thinking of ingenious ways to do with what we had till now all the cabinets are empty. Our last dinner was like two cans of tuna, a box of fettuccini noodles, and some cheese sauce, Oh and a can of green peas. Now it’s all nutrisystem going on two days.
Misery loves company. I hear if you dangle a diamond ring in front of a treadmill she'll run her ass all the way back to her college weight.
I'm too cheep. Diamond ring not to be laughed at 1000+ bucks, Treadmill 500 bucks, Nutrisystem food supply and kit for two ~500.00 and some misery.
Joe wrote... Fucking a woman who even remotely resembles the one you first got together with, Priceless. Everytime I get a girl, and we become a couple she gains weight like it was going out of style. Why is it that once I decide that a girl is wonderful enough that I'm going to devote myself solely to her she decides that's a good time to start consuming every chocolate bar she can find. It's fucked up, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
