Burger King: In truth I don't really mind their food that much, but their restaurants have a seedy feel about them. Steer clear because it's only a matter of time before you find a big clump of dick hair in your Whopper, or get stabbed in the back during a drug deal gone bad in the next booth. I found a "big nappy" in my burger just the other night.
Only fast food place I frequent now, id Moe's. Fresh mae to order burritos, Pico De Gallo, Salsa mexicanos, even green chilies, and fresh sliced Jalipinos..
There's a fast food joint here in Oztraylya called "Nando's". It does Portuguese chicken - pressed flat roasted chicken with incredible spicy Peri-Peri sauce - as well as a range of chicken burgers. Another chain that does a similar thing (though I think not quite as well) is "Oporto". Once you try their kind of chicken, you'll never manage KFC again. Agreed Reiz?
they have a great place out here called Alberto's. 24 hour Mexican food, crazy greasy, but it's incredibly tasty.
Yeah, I go with Billy Connolly on Mexican food though: It's all exactly the same, only folded different. "Oh, you ordered the burrito? My apologies ... (unfolds then refolds enchillada) ... there you go. Sorry about the mix up."
I'm not big on fast food, but on occasion I get a taste for Subway. It's fucking Jared, what an ingenious advertisement.... California Tortilla kicks ass though...
If there's anything more disgusting than biting into a piece of fried chicken and having half a quart of hot water or something roll down your chin, I don't know what it is. I'll try the their kind of chicken.
Wendy's rocks. I'm due for a Wendy's run, now that I think about it. Time for a triple, and a double, and then go see my cardiologist just to see the look on his face.
Eat them in his office as he's trying to examine you. Tell him this is your last one. Then pull out the double.
Sometimes I feel like driving out to California just for an Alberto's Carnie Asada Burrito, or a fish taco from the any one of the various swap meets little porta vendors.
I understand the innuendo about the whole fish taco thing. But there real and actually are awesome. They sell them over on the west coast off of trailers like this. Baja Fresh has got them over here where I'm at but there not really the same.
