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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    oH MY LORD. some dirty Belgium boy knocked my socks off in my pool. He calls me "elizabeth" with a french accent and thinks everything i do is cute as hell. he's uhm, huge, blonde and stupid- my fav. sorry, i just had to update cause its been soooo long since i've gotten a good lay. i guess we are doing it more tomorrow. yahhhhhhhoooooooooo. GOD DAMN! this boy is fine as fuck.
     
  2. aznad

    aznad New Member

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    LISTEN TO HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS NEXT TIME YOU HAVE THE SEX
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    i lose permanent hearing everytime he touches me. as i type he is uh uhuhuhuhuh.......whoaaaaaaaaa. i hate all of oyu and i am nocinf to bnelgium KJAbkkkkkbfffffffffffffff
     
  4. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Christ on a bike, I can only begin to imagine what her 'getting fucked face' looks like...
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    he's uhm, huge, blonde and stupid- my fav...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't do blondes.
     
  6. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Hi, I'm Rocky I'm 6' 1", hung like a bull, chiselled, and a brunette, call me on 555 6969 and I'll make your dreams come true...
     
  7. Nauseous

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    I don't do guys named, "Rocky" and I don't like 'chiselled' and anything that hangs like this: repulses me.
     
  8. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    That's OK, as my name isn't really Rocky, the bull wins, and the only thing that's chiselled is my bank account.

    Definetly a brunette though.
     
  9. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I don't do blondes. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    emphasis is on stupid. i could care less what color hair they have a long as it isnt ginger.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    Ewww... no Alfred E Newman/Howdy Doody lookin' motherfuckers for me either!

    I almost married a blond guy... Woulda been the biggest mistake of my life.

    Uh... I think I decided from now on I'm only courting men w/brown hair... And they gotta have facial and chest hair too... *waits for a 'back hair' comment*
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Uh... I think I decided from now on I'm only courting men w/brown hair... And they gotta have facial and chest hair too... *waits for a 'back hair' comment*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nah... Just a pic...

     
  12. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    BTW: It looks darker than it actually is...
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Can I touch it?
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    If you're good...
     
  15. Robman97

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    Take a Nair Bath
     
  16. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Such a waste:
    Take a Nair Bath<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    Such a waste

    Punk-Ass Bitch
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