Here's something i did in the comments section about a year ago. I managed to convince people i was a big stupid guy called 'Rando', and they ALL started to hate me,(i think they were just jealous i was getting the chicks with my linguistic prowess) : By: RANDO - Thursday November 21st, 2002 Ando,i'm gonna have you gulping on my sweet hot jet of coconut milk as it shoots out my juicy king tiger prawn, then while youre hungrily locked on won-ton whip your pretty lil pygmy-gook corpus upside down and feast upon your gasping saki-drizzled fugu til it yields it's deadly toxin causing my jaw to clench and sinkin my teeth deep into your pulsing thin yellow nung flaps til my orgasmic convulsory death throes have me ripping them off a la sashimi cuisine, you smokin hot zipperhead. By: Andophiroxia - Friday November 22nd, 2002 Wow. That was beautiful. Talk to me more you hot casanova. By: RANDO - Friday November 22nd, 2002 Fortune cookie say: Meal over. Dink bitch wash dishes now. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ By: RANDO - Tuesday December 3rd, 2002 Hi everybody!! I'm just back from my skiing holiday in the alps!!!Did you miss me? By: N - Tuesday December 3rd, 2002 ur full of shit. u aint bin on holiday uve jus bin quiet cos every1 thinks ur a prick. fuck off back to the "Alps" By: RANDO - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 Well,by everybody 'U' mean 'U' and 'ur' e-kewly illiterate friends and aliases,'N'.Learn to communicate as well as the average 12 year old and then i might pay your neanderthal grunts more heed. By: N - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 Be quiet little boy. Don't you know wheere you're not wanted? By: 8-ball - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 in other words, fuck off RANDO By: Dwaine - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 yea go away u knob By: Rach - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 yea u r a cock really arnt u RANDO By: Q - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 Is it just me or is this going rond in circles. Y cant u jus fuck off RANDO nobody here likes you. keep ur fat mouth shut, cunt. By: RANDO - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 No. I am IT. You hear!?!! By: Steph -(<<ME) Wednesday December 4th, 2002 Fuck off Rach you retarded cock slurper! I hear you are a shit lay. By: T -(<<ME) Wednesday December 4th, 2002 Yep RANDO y cant u c ur not in our club here. Fuck u cunt. cos u r gay. By: Sparky (<<ME TOO)- Wednesday December 4th, 2002 i hait u 2 RANDO y do coks like u kep comieng back is gay. By: RANDO - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 I'll take you ALL on...C'MAN! Where's the rest of the short bus internet lynch mob? Licking their keyboards? By: k - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 im sure if you ignored him he would go away but with all your talk of cocks and pricks etc. hes just going to keep coming back. By: Hobbledongfoogle - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 This is all just amusing. By: Tzan Xhiou(<<ME AGAIN) - Wednesday December 4th, 2002 am drop by site 2 interest, off big fan 2 say "no RANDO yes not wen 2 stay GO!" By: Joaquin (<<AND AGAIN)- Wednesday December 4th, 2002 ¿usted RANDO van ausentes no pueden usted ver a estos niños quisieran que usted tomara su pene grande apagado en la distancia? By: RANDO - Thursday December 5th, 2002 So i see the short-bus net-mafia crew have got all the GOOKS and SPICS on their side now! Hey Jo-quim! ¿por qué usted no toma su pene acentuado zanahoria de su trasero gordo de los mamma? And Tzipperhead, you look like plucked yellow chicken, but your sister is juicy fat fuckable pig. She gleedy gulp-gulp all WANDO coconut milk too! By: RANDO - Thursday December 5th, 2002 COMPRENDE!?!!!?! By: Joaquin -(<<ME) Thursday December 5th, 2002 I will take you RANDO I will put it's hair in handfuls like a small girl. Then the hook taken hold of i will its handfuls and dismisses its stupid head of the Yankee system upwards and downwards to my Spanish sausage that beats. Then you will moan like a woman of the dog when you test the stallion juice of a true one. By: N - Thursday December 5th, 2002 RANDO wot u on bout gooks and spics u dumb fuck hes speaking spanish. thick fucker. just face it nobody likes u. ............ so i disappeared for a few days then posted THIS: XM§ÏÄÕÐ (<Rando's new deified title) I'm back.I just wanted to let you know that the vicious lies posted under a (fraudulent) use of my name cut me to the bone. What you don't see is the gentle, caring heart that pumps the lifeblood round the big guy called 'RANDO', and you know, maybe it's just as well...i don't think you could live with yourselves if you could see how much love i have for you all. You wished me dead at one point, a wish that very nearly came true. You see, in confusion and anger and pain over what went wrong, i took to my hangglider, i just wanted to get away from it all. And in that state of angst and trouble i flew like a wild bird through the skies, my mind racing with the taunts, lies and cruelty of it all (you see, on top of all the wounds inflicted here my granna has just passed away after a long courageous battle with endometriosis). As i soared through the heavens like a crazed, tormented hawk, shaking my fist at God, i was overcome with a hate that burned through every muscle, corpuscle and bone. A hate that eminated outwards at the world and inwards towards my soul. I decided to end it all. I took the control bar and veered sharp left towards blackhawk ridge on the appropriately named 'mount diablo' here in Clayton. My poisoned heart thumped like a demonic bull, my eyes bulging with rage and my ears pounding like drums. I really wanted to smash my brains against that 'wall' and release myself from the shackles of this world. As i got closer, i suddenley felt as if i wasn't moving by will towards my chosen fate so much as i was being sucked into the bosom of death and hell...this wasn't what RANDO wanted...it was what evil wanted and it was gladly opening its menacing jaws to engorge itself on yet another weakened broken soul! Instantly a cry broke out from my heart through the rage like a small child bursting free from a burning house. The ridge appeared like a mighty beast salaciously preparing itself for its favourite lunch...that of a hatred poisoned human soul. And this was i, willingly releasing all claim of my being to this travesty of everything in life i have ever adored...a disgusting, mindless, stinking gutter that only knew how to indulge its own self centred insatiable appetite, sucking the love from each soul in order to turn it to bile which would in turn burn my flesh, digesting its way through my bone. Seeing this brute spelt it out in no uncertain terms what i was indeed doing. Feeding the source of every evil that had ever darkened my door, and more importantly, the doors of all i loved. Was i going to give up everything now? Me-RANDO ..the child that was born of love? NO WAY JOSE! This sucker had a fight on his hands if he thought he was gonna masticate over grannas favourite little boy! And so, that shrill cry broke loose from my heart, and the power of that pure, innocent plea to God above was met with a lifeline of love. As if by miracle, i managed to veer and instantaneously catch a thermal that grasped me up in its warmth at a speed at which only the angels move...i was back in the arms of God! Snatched a hairs breadth away from the eternal torment of the Void. It was not to be my kismet. I have been tested, and i attested legiance to Love, my God. And so, you may come, with your little poison darts, sneering and mocking like a pack of wild dogs...your senseless cowardly laughter like demented hyenas...but none of that can touch me now. I have looked the Void straight in the mouth...seen the eternal solitude that knows no warmth...i am bigger now. Bigger than ever before..RANDO has been brought to you by God. (the first response to it was) By: N - Friday December 13th, 2002 Oh... my... God...
don't worry about it nursey.. i think he's fantasising that you'd have an urge to flick your tongue between pulsing thin yellow nung flaps