ramkem2002ca

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  1. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    ramkem2002ca: hey there
    youngsoftandsweet: hi
    ramkem2002ca: what happened yesterday, you disappeared
    ramkem2002ca: ?
    youngsoftandsweet: I was tired of talking to you
    youngsoftandsweet: youre boring
    ramkem2002ca: oh ok, thats what I figured
    ramkem2002ca: so are you a punkrocker chick?
    youngsoftandsweet: I don't know super genius what do you think
    ramkem2002ca: iam not sure, thats why i asked
    youngsoftandsweet: actually I love n'sync
    youngsoftandsweet: did you see my tattoos?
    ramkem2002ca: no not really pic was small do you have a pic that shows them better?
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    ramkem2002ca: you have that Gwen Stefani look
    youngsoftandsweet: really!
    youngsoftandsweet: youre so ORIGINAL
    youngsoftandsweet: I've NEVER heard that
    youngsoftandsweet: you are soooooooooo CLEVER
    youngsoftandsweet: all my pix are online
    ramkem2002ca: hey I am just calling it like I see it
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    ramkem2002ca: ok let me gheck it out
    ramkem2002ca: ha ha
    ramkem2002ca: thats nasty
    youngsoftandsweet: oopp
    youngsoftandsweet: s
    youngsoftandsweet: sorry
    youngsoftandsweet: its this one
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    youngsoftandsweet: HI
    ramkem2002ca: your nasty
    ramkem2002ca: i mean gross
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm a man
    youngsoftandsweet: that picture isn't me
    youngsoftandsweet: I would like to skull fuck you
    youngsoftandsweet: til your nose breaks and bleeds all over my dick
    youngsoftandsweet: while you fondle my balls and stick your finger up my ass
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm looking at the pix you sent right now
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm gonna cover you face in cum and blood
    ramkem2002ca: are you really a dude?
    youngsoftandsweet: cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmi8ng
    youngsoftandsweet: yea
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    youngsoftandsweet: you know how easy it is to steal pix
    youngsoftandsweet: no you don't
    youngsoftandsweet: cause youre a fucking idiot
    ramkem2002ca: so why do you do shit like this
    ramkem2002ca: huh why?
    youngsoftandsweet: run along now
    youngsoftandsweet: and wipe that cum off your face
    ramkem2002ca: are you a lonely fuck?
    ramkem2002ca: cant get any pussy or dick?
    ramkem2002ca: so you are a faggot huh
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    youngsoftandsweet: thanks for getting me
    youngsoftandsweet: OFF
    ramkem2002ca: fuckin queer weirdo
    youngsoftandsweet: i jerked off yesterday while i was talking to you too
    ramkem2002ca: if I knew where to find you I would beat the shit out of you!
    ramkem2002ca: you fucking worthless fag
    youngsoftandsweet: fighting on the internet is pointless
    youngsoftandsweet: even if you win youre still a retard
    youngsoftandsweet: in the streets, like an animal you could beat me
    ramkem2002ca: the world would be a better place without you and people like you
    youngsoftandsweet: but in here in my world you just got your ASS KICKED
    ramkem2002ca: I am sure your fuckin MOM told you the same
    ramkem2002ca: bitch!
    ramkem2002ca: go ahead and kill yourself you faggot!
    youngsoftandsweet: your mom has a hairy fish taco with special white sauce
    ramkem2002ca: you have no worth in this world
    youngsoftandsweet: thanks for getting me off
    ramkem2002ca: when are you faggots going to realize that
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    ramkem2002ca: fuck you and your ugly mom
    ramkem2002ca: bitch
    youngsoftandsweet: faggots and niggars and spics should all die huh
    youngsoftandsweet: did daddy make your butt hurt
    ramkem2002ca: no just faggots like you
    youngsoftandsweet: ignorant cum guzzler
    youngsoftandsweet: no wonder youre single
    ramkem2002ca: fuck you and your mom and the rest of your white trash family
    ramkem2002ca: bitch
    youngsoftandsweet: so your true colors come out
    youngsoftandsweet: and you get dumped
    ramkem2002ca: what true colors are those?
    youngsoftandsweet: by every girl who ever thought you were anything but arrogant, mean self-centered, ignorant and a user of people
    ramkem2002ca: you are probably a faggot cuz no girl would give you the time of day
    youngsoftandsweet: did your last girlfriend find out you were just some dumb washed up jock who went to the gym and tried to fuck 19 year olds
    youngsoftandsweet: awwwwwwww
    ramkem2002ca: so now you are trying guys
    youngsoftandsweet: did i hit a soft spot
    youngsoftandsweet: did it hit too close to home
    ramkem2002ca: and they wont give you any either
    ramkem2002ca: nope
    youngsoftandsweet: no wonder youre single
    ramkem2002ca: how did you know I was in sports?
    youngsoftandsweet: word get around at the gym that youre a big dick with a little package
    ramkem2002ca: do you think you know me?
    youngsoftandsweet: so you turned to the internet for new pussy
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    youngsoftandsweet: I obviously know you
    youngsoftandsweet: super genius
    ramkem2002ca: if you or youi talked to anybody I knew they know I dont have a problem bewtween my legs
    youngsoftandsweet: look at the brain on you
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah no problem getting it in
    youngsoftandsweet: cause its so SMALL and LIMP
    ramkem2002ca: dude stop talking about yourself
    youngsoftandsweet: hehehe
    youngsoftandsweet: wowo
    youngsoftandsweet: you are funny
    youngsoftandsweet: you know
    ramkem2002ca: if you know me, then whats my name?
    youngsoftandsweet: if you weren't such a self centered cocky asshole you might be able to find a girlfriend for real
    youngsoftandsweet: instead of cruising online
    ramkem2002ca: well, what the fuck are you doing online?
    ramkem2002ca: oh, did I stump somebody?
    ramkem2002ca: yeah, bitch
    ramkem2002ca: whats my name bitch?
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm fucking with assholes like you
    ramkem2002ca: get a job you unemployed faggot
    youngsoftandsweet: R
    youngsoftandsweet: O
    youngsoftandsweet: G
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm getting paid to be here
    youngsoftandsweet: E
    youngsoftandsweet: R
    ramkem2002ca: nope
    ramkem2002ca: sorry
    ramkem2002ca: uhhh, stuped again?
    ramkem2002ca: how, do you think you know me?
    ramkem2002ca: do I know you?
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm the guy that just came all over your face you dumb bitch
    ramkem2002ca: whats your name?
    ramkem2002ca: if you dare?
    youngsoftandsweet: just call me daddy
    ramkem2002ca: c'mon, punk, whats your name?
    ramkem2002ca: chicken shit
    ramkem2002ca: c'mon tell me how you think you know me
    youngsoftandsweet: you want to meet me somewhere
    youngsoftandsweet: so I can really shove my dick up your ass
    ramkem2002ca: c'mon coward, tell me
    youngsoftandsweet: if I tell you will you pretend to be sucking my dick
    youngsoftandsweet: and get me off
    youngsoftandsweet: take your pants off
    ramkem2002ca: tell me
    youngsoftandsweet: and I'll tell you
    ramkem2002ca: c'mon I want to put an end to your bullshit
    youngsoftandsweet: take your pants off!
    ramkem2002ca: ok
    ramkem2002ca: tell me
    youngsoftandsweet: tell me you are taking your pants off
    ramkem2002ca: tell me how you think you know me stop stalling
    ramkem2002ca: see you are full of shit
    youngsoftandsweet: I work out with you
    ramkem2002ca: I dont work out with anybody
    youngsoftandsweet: i stare at your muscular ass imaging you bent over and screaming my name while I unload my balls in your intestines
    ramkem2002ca: still havent told me shit
    youngsoftandsweet: I'd like to cum all over your hairy ass
    youngsoftandsweet: get you all sticky and dirty
    ramkem2002ca: all you going to just continiue shoveling shit or are you going to tell me
    youngsoftandsweet: take your pants off
    ramkem2002ca: enough of you bullshit
    ramkem2002ca: you are making shit up
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm really a girl
    youngsoftandsweet: I was just fucking with you to see if you could take a joke
    ramkem2002ca: oh, oh, ok right
    youngsoftandsweet: now I know youre just an ignorant faggot hater
    youngsoftandsweet: with too much testoterone and not enought brains to keep up with me
    ramkem2002ca: yeah, now you are going to tell me that you dont know me too huh?
    youngsoftandsweet: I KNOW YOU
    youngsoftandsweet: but I don't have a big dick
    ramkem2002ca: oh really uh huh, onnce again how is that?
    youngsoftandsweet: which is obviously your secret fantasy since you talked with someone you thought was a guy for so long
    ramkem2002ca: uh huh yeah whatever
    youngsoftandsweet: cum guzzler
    youngsoftandsweet: are you a top or bottom
    ramkem2002ca: how do you know me bullshitter?
    youngsoftandsweet: I don't
    youngsoftandsweet: no idea
    youngsoftandsweet: never seen you
    ramkem2002ca: uh huh thats what I thought
    ramkem2002ca: why do you do shit like this?
    youngsoftandsweet: this is karma you stupid cunt rag
    ramkem2002ca: what kind of sick mind do you have?
    ramkem2002ca: Karma?
    ramkem2002ca: how's that? Lets see now you are a girl that I have fucked over huh?
    youngsoftandsweet: no i'm a dude
    ramkem2002ca: oh, oh, now you are a dude again
    ramkem2002ca: are you a hemaphrodite?
    youngsoftandsweet: does that turn you on
    ramkem2002ca: oh, I bet now you think you know me again huh?
    youngsoftandsweet: there are a couple of us here
    ramkem2002ca: oh, now there is a couple of you now?
    youngsoftandsweet: a few
    ramkem2002ca: a few young soft sweet faggots?
    youngsoftandsweet: can i cum on your face again?
    ramkem2002ca: so you think you know me bitch?
    youngsoftandsweet: nuzzle my nuts my muscular man handler
    ramkem2002ca: who the fuck are you?
    ramkem2002ca: do you think I know you?
    youngsoftandsweet: you have a tight ass man
    ramkem2002ca: ok you are boring me
    ramkem2002ca: c'mon coward who are you?
    youngsoftandsweet: take your pants off
    youngsoftandsweet: and I'll tell you
    ramkem2002ca: ok there off tell me
    youngsoftandsweet: what color is your underwear
    ramkem2002ca: green
    youngsoftandsweet: boxer briefs or boxer briefs
    ramkem2002ca: yeah
    youngsoftandsweet: which
    youngsoftandsweet: boxer
    youngsoftandsweet: briefs
    youngsoftandsweet: or
    ramkem2002ca: yeah
    youngsoftandsweet: boxer briefs
    ramkem2002ca: boxers
    youngsoftandsweet: what brand
    ramkem2002ca: tommy hilfiger
    youngsoftandsweet: where did you buy them
    ramkem2002ca: gift
    youngsoftandsweet: from who
    ramkem2002ca: from one of my bitches
    youngsoftandsweet: how many do you have
    ramkem2002ca: as many as I want
    youngsoftandsweet: really? how do you get so many bitches?
    ramkem2002ca: I just live
    ramkem2002ca: just be me
    youngsoftandsweet: then they figure out the truth and leave you
    youngsoftandsweet: some guys would like that
    ramkem2002ca: and knockout fags like you
    ramkem2002ca: ok tell me
    youngsoftandsweet: get on your knees
    ramkem2002ca: ok
    youngsoftandsweet: tell me
    ramkem2002ca: I am on my knees
    youngsoftandsweet: take your dick out
    ramkem2002ca: ok my dick is out
    youngsoftandsweet: is it hard
    ramkem2002ca: nope
    youngsoftandsweet: rub it a little
    ramkem2002ca: ok its hard as a rock
    ramkem2002ca: ok tell me know
    ramkem2002ca: now
    youngsoftandsweet: mike spencer
    ramkem2002ca: who the fuck is mike spencer
    youngsoftandsweet: and if you think you can take me
    youngsoftandsweet: you got another thing coming
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm bigger meaner and harder than you
    ramkem2002ca: how do you think you know me?
    ramkem2002ca: where do you think you know me from?
    ramkem2002ca: C'mon reveal yourself punk, and stop with the bullshit
    youngsoftandsweet: I'll punk you next time i see you
    ramkem2002ca: if you think your so hard tell me
    youngsoftandsweet: you'll feel a little poke coming through
    youngsoftandsweet: those stupid cheesy shorts you wear
    youngsoftandsweet: than your ass will be bleeding
    youngsoftandsweet: and you'll be crying
    ramkem2002ca: I dont wear shorts dumb ass
    youngsoftandsweet: OK!
    youngsoftandsweet: you shouldn
    youngsoftandsweet: t
    youngsoftandsweet: chicken lag mother fucker
    ramkem2002ca: c'mon where are you going to see me?
    youngsoftandsweet: in sac
    ramkem2002ca: oh thats specific
    ramkem2002ca: where in sac?
    ramkem2002ca: whats is sac?
    ramkem2002ca: uh, stumped again?
    youngsoftandsweet: look sweetie
    ramkem2002ca: yeah bitch
    youngsoftandsweet: put your hard as a rock dick back in your green tommy shorts
    ramkem2002ca: actually I think you know better than to reveal yourself
    youngsoftandsweet: get up off your knees
    youngsoftandsweet: and go work out
    youngsoftandsweet: cause youre gonna need it
    ramkem2002ca: I think you know better not to tell me who you are
    ramkem2002ca: cuz if you really knew me you wouldnt
    youngsoftandsweet: uh huh
    ramkem2002ca: thats what I thought
    ramkem2002ca: thats what I thought
    ramkem2002ca: chicken shit
    youngsoftandsweet: uh huh
    ramkem2002ca: see your fake, I called it
    ramkem2002ca: nothin but a fake faggot
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    ramkem2002ca: you are afraid of me
    ramkem2002ca: you are scared!
    ramkem2002ca: you must be a girl
    ramkem2002ca: cuz no real man would hide like you
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    ramkem2002ca: hey bitch where you at?
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm scared
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm hiding from you
    ramkem2002ca: yeah thats right
    youngsoftandsweet: you know
    youngsoftandsweet: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES
    ramkem2002ca: you know..................
    youngsoftandsweet: AND PUT YOUR DICK BACK IN YOUR PANTS
    youngsoftandsweet: you like faggots don't you
    ramkem2002ca: your an idoit faggot who thinks I did anything you said, what an idiot
    ramkem2002ca: and who is hiding and bullshitting
    ramkem2002ca: yeah, you have one last chance to be a real MAN and tell me who you are
    ramkem2002ca: if not, I am done with your faggot ass bitch!
    youngsoftandsweet: bye bitch
    ramkem2002ca: uh, huh thats what I thought
    ramkem2002ca: your pathetic
    ramkem2002ca: you wish you knew me
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah!
    youngsoftandsweet: cause you are so interesting
    ramkem2002ca: go kill yourself
    *** "ramkem2002ca" signed off at Thu May 29 13:04:09 2003.
     

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