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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by MANDYG, Nov 30, 2003.

  1. MANDYG

    MANDYG New Member

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    What do you calla good looking paki?

    Asif
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    A scotsman, englishman and a paki were all on Mastermind. Magnus Magnusson turns first to the scot.
    "Name please?"
    "Hamish Macdonald" replies the Scot.
    "And your specialist subject?"
    "Scottish Monarchs, 1513-1900"
    next, he turns to the Englishman.
    "Name please?"
    "Nigel Watson" replies the scot.
    "And your specialist subject?"
    "English sporting heroes, 1920-1950"
    Finally Magnus reaches the paki.
    "Name please?"
    "Abdul Ahmood"
    "Specialist subject?"
    "Anoraks. £14.99-£24.99"..............
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I have no idea what tha tmeans... only thing I knowis, the scots are the niggers of europe
     
  3. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    Is Mastermind a show?
    Fuck it, I don't even care to know.
     
  4. crazylegs

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    All you yanks are fuckin morons. The scots may be the niggers of Europe but your the nigger of the world!
     
  5. MANDYG

    MANDYG New Member

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    You said it. Hell - bet they even think seinfield is funny. If the scots are the niggers of europe the yanks are our hairy arse-hole.
     
  6. Dr.Roboto

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    shut and go fuck ur livestock. Nigger.
    and its ass hole yee fucking idiot.
     
  7. DABhand

    DABhand New Member

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    God its another one, and she was right arsehole.

    Just remember who spoke the english language first numbskull. DOH!
     
  8. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by crazylegs:
    All you yanks are fuckin morons. The scots may be the niggers of Europe but your the nigger of the world!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No, not *ALL* yanks are morons. Some of us are actually above the normal american.
    As to your other points...sad to say, I can't argue with them.
     
  9. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MANDYG:
    You said it. Hell - bet they even think seinfield is funny. If the scots are the niggers of europe the yanks are our hairy arse-hole.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No, that kike is about as funny as sucking a mexican's fart through a cum stained sock is hygenic.
    Hell, most of the "comedy's" on American TV is so pathetic, it's no wonder the kids turn out like they do.
     
  10. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DABhand:
    God its another one, and she was right arsehole.

    Just remember who spoke the english language first numbskull. DOH!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMAO! You are trying to call "street american" "English"........

    I've got news for ya, fuckwit...something English hasn't been spoken in this country for at LEAST 40 years.
    What Americans speak, is a combination of: English, German, French, Spanish, and Nigger. First and last in that list have the heaviest influence.
    To call it "English", should get you fined at the very least, and possibly even chained in the loo with a pair of flatualant Guatemalans.
    And if you've never had that happen to you, trust me, it's not pleasent.
     
  11. DABhand

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    I didnt say it was the "Queens English" thats for THE english.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    why don't all you scotish assholes (one fucking word) shut the fuck up. Ill buy you something fried, and get you all a fucking toothbrush
     
  13. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DABhand:
    God its another one, and she was right arsehole.

    Just remember who spoke the english language first numbskull. DOH!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    at least we can speak it clearly fucknuts
     
  14. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    why don't all you scotish assholes (one fucking word) shut the fuck up. Ill buy you something fried, and get you all a fucking toothbrush<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Waste of money....they never use them.
     
  15. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DABhand:
    I didnt say it was the "Queens English" thats for THE english.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    My, you *DO* have a short attention span, don't you?
     
  16. DABhand

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    You just have no grasp on reality at all do you?

    You know its you twats in a hat that give the american populace a bad name. No wonder the world is such a nice place to live in with you lot about.

    Btw, you still havent told me what a "bad boy" is oh Cracker Master.
     
  17. Guest

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    MANDYG what city u from?
     
  18. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DABhand:
    You just have no grasp on reality at all do you?

    You know its you twats in a hat that give the american populace a bad name. No wonder the world is such a nice place to live in with you lot about.

    Btw, you still havent told me what a "bad boy" is oh Cracker Master.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No, it's the normal american that does it for me. Complete fuckwits. Inconsiderate, ignorant, and stupid.

    Oh, and on the "bad boy" subject.....

    I'm gonna make ya beg me.
    Keep going, you already started.
     
  19. Guest

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    hello there "i murder children"....just to let u know...you were born a cunt...you were broguth up(sorry DRAGGED up)a cunt...you still are a cunt and always will be a cunt till the day you die an un-natural death-by-goat
     
  20. DABhand

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    More Idiotic Swelled Head Yanks who think they are better than all.
     

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