Why wont Mexican ballerinas ever do the splits? They always get stuck to the floor. ----------------- Why do Mexicans drive around in Low Riders? So they can drive and pick vegetables at the same time ---------------- Why did the Mexican, want to trade his wife for an outhouse? The hole was smaller and it didn't stink as bad! ------------------- Why should you avoid running over an Mexican riding a bicycle in your neighborhood? Because the bike may be yours --------------------- How do you get 15 Mexicans into a Volkswagon? Put foodstamps on the dashboard. ---------------------- Why do Mexicans have big noses? So they have something to pick in the off season. --------------------- Why do Mexicans always have tamales for Christmas dinner? So they'll have something to unwrap! -------------------- Did you hear about the Mexican who thought he was melting? he had diarrhea (new meaning for Mexi Melt, huh?) --------------------- What's black, brown, and looks good on an Mexican? A Doberman ------------------------ How do you start a mexican parade? Roll a quarter down a street. --------------------- Why are there no Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future either. ------------------------ Why are there no Mexican Paratroopers? It's against international law to throw trash out of a plane.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy: Why do Mexicans drive around in Low Riders? So they can drive and pick vegetables at the same time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well, i know what to tell the guys that drive lowriders n try to pick up chiks now.
How man cops does it tkae to arrest a mexican? 5, 1 to cuff him, the other four to hold all the fucking oranges what do you get if you cross a mexican with an octipus? I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce! what do you call a brick building full of mexicans? Jail Why can't mexico Ever win a medal in the olympics? Because all there best, runners, swimmers, and jumpers are already in the U.S. Why do mexicans wear sombrero's? so they have a place to put there taco's while they steal your hubcaps. How was Breakdancing inventied? A nigger tried to steal the hubcaps off a moving car. [ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC ]
