Raccoons on the porch

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by ucicare, Oct 28, 2006.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I want to warn you all - I plan to submit my first attempt at video soon. I have a new digital video camera, and I also have two bold raccoons on my porch.

    My poor dog is having anxiety attacks. The coons eat her food. They will almost eat out of my hand, and they have no fear of anything.

    I see a video opportunity.

    Do they really give you rabies shots in the stomach if a coon bite you?



    Barry
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    It's too bad Nauseous never comes in here... I'm know she'd have something to add to this topic.

    Barry - if you are suspected of carrying rabies, the only way they can test you is to saw your head off and overnight it (packed in ice, of course) to the state capital, where they dissect your brain and look at it under UV light. You want to be 100% sure, right?

    All kidding aside, I once requested community service hours in lieu of giving the county any more of my money, and they stuck me at an animal shelter. That's the standard procedure for testing animals, and one of the most visually-disturbing things I've ever witnessed.
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Until you posted a pic of your scrotum on the internet......................... :lol:
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I'm working on the video as we speak. I plan to shoot them on camera, and splice in the segment of me beating the Tuna over the head. When I am done, it goes to PETA.

    That should send someone over the edge.
     
  5. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Video of raccoons, not my scrotum, BTY.
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Shit...Barry just made me laugh. :x
     
  7. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I work here is done.
    I can now die of my curses in peace.
     

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