Rabies

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Sep 19, 2003.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    So one of my wild raccoons scratched me or bit me... (I can't tell; it looks like it could be either or because there are scratches and punctures) last night while I was feeding the stupid fucking thing. I haven't went to the doctor and I will probably die. I don't want to go to the emergency room because I will be there all night and what's the point? It's been almost 24 hours now.

    This sucks.

    And no, I won't take any pictures if I start foaming at the mouth.
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

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    Just pour some alcohol on it and then rub some dirt in it, you'll be fine pussy.
     
  3. Nauseous

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    Fuck off. I'm not a sissy. I went to the ER and they gave me a tetnus shot. He didn't think the hole rabies series of shots would be necessary.

    Too bad, because I was looking for an excuse to be mean and rip people's throats out with my teeth. Might as well infect as many people as I can. You know, I HATE just about all of the people who think they are my friends. I think I will post pictures of them here soon.

    I also hate Oxygen TV... and feminists.
     
  4. Lomotil

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    What the fuck is Oxygen TV?
     
  5. pimpchichi

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    i'm only pointing this out cos its you pukester

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I haven't went to the doctor.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  6. Nauseous

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    Your point?

    I hadn't when I started this post. Then I psyched myself out.
     
  7. Lomotil

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    Has the wound started pulsating yet?
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Your point?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    crap grammar dummy
     
  9. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    crap grammar dummy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Haven't gone? Is that better? I don't pick on grammar... only spelling. (BTW pimp, you should have added a comma before the word, "dummy")

    Lick the piss off of my shoes. Piss, which I might add, that I stepped in when I went to the bathroom at the hospital.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    What the fuck is Oxygen TV?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's worse than Lifetime. They have this old sex doctor on there that scares me.



    I mean, she tells you how to use a dildo and stuff. It's disgusting.

    LOMO, if you call me and there is a guy on my greeting, it's a guy from work. I made him record my greeting because I was being stalked Saturday night/Sunday morning until 5AM.
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Piss, which I might add, that I stepped in when I went to the bathroom at the hospital.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    aww, for a second there i thought you'd run out of toilet paper, you strung out slut.
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    LOMO, if you call me and there is a guy on my greeting, it's a guy from work. I made him record my greeting because I was being stalked Saturday night/Sunday morning until 5AM.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I knew you wus cheatin, woman!
     
  13. Nauseous

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    Whatever, it was that scary guy that used to live beside my friend. The one that won't leave me alone and he hasn't even fucked me. (yeah, pimp might find that hard to believe since he called me a slut up there) For some reason, he hasn't taken a fucking hint. I was so freaked out last night, that when I went to work today, I made this guy record a greeting. I mean, if that doesn't work, I'm filing a restraining order on him. I'm also going to buy a shotgun. I swear I could hear him outside.. I almost could smell gasoline, I was letting my imagination take over so much...

    Whoo! I'm NOT strung out... High strung is more like it.

    Pimp, I think I want to tear your eyes out. MEOW. Strung out.. whateva~
     
  14. GreenAppleSplatters

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Whatever, it was that scary guy that used to live beside my friend. The one that won't leave me alone and he hasn't even fucked me. (yeah, pimp might find that hard to believe since he called me a slut up there) For some reason, he hasn't taken a fucking hint. I was so freaked out last night, that when I went to work today, I made this guy record a greeting. I mean, if that doesn't work, I'm filing a restraining order on him. I'm also going to buy a shotgun. I swear I could hear him outside.. I almost could smell gasoline, I was letting my imagination take over so much...

    Whoo! I'm NOT strung out... High strung is more like it.

    Pimp, I think I want to tear your eyes out. MEOW. Strung out.. whateva~
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Goddamn, lay off the drugs woman.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    What else am I going to do?

    Oh... my spleen hurts now. This sucks.
     

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