Question - When Bob comes...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by D, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. D

    D New Member

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    a) ...down my way we have sex?

    b) in me I find it rather pleasing?

    c) over my face and in my mouth, I will like it *alot* more (hint hint) than when he comes in me (he still hasn't managed it yet although he keeps promising not I mind him comeing in me )?

    d)he starts yelping like a tiny rat dog, shaking his head from side to side, tensing his butt cheeks, shouting at me asking if I m "enjoying your poleing you soggy little biscuit" ... then obviuosly he rolls over and goes to sleep.

    Any way enough of the Question and answers. I have been told to tell you about my dirty "couple of weeks"...

    Went to Devon and met Eddy... hes well alright.

    Had lots of sex on his and his birds bed... Well not really... none will we were down there did we... We did when we got back to Robs house though

    Then I been driving down to his and he has been comeing up mine and thats when we have lots of rough sex.

    I love it when he....erm I wont go into details

    I would write more about what we have been getting up to but he has been getting me pissed and stoned all week so I cant remember the minor details.

    Note to Psycho -
    *OBVIOUSLY I REMEMBER THE ALL SEX*


    BTW he gets me well fucking wet even when he just looks at me and smiles

    love you X
     
  2. Psycho Bob

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    *stunned silence*
     
  3. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psychos' Wank:
    ... then obviuosly he rolls over and goes to sleep.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    its only natural....
     
  4. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psychos' Wank:
    he has been getting me pissed and stoned all week <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    not guilty
     
  5. D

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    not guilty?!

    ROB - "have a beer" "drink ur vodka" no I don't feel like it I want Fanta... "no you don't just put all the vodka in the rest of the Fanta"

    Bollox you aint guilty.

    I could even say you raped me as my senses where... whatever the word is... due to you getting me drunk.... mmmm yeah... rape
     
  6. D

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    *coughs*

    erm sorry.
     
  7. Psycho Bob

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    MMmmmmm rape
     
  8. D

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... I hope you just gone to get ur phone you dirty little man cos Im getting rather turned on here.

    Im gonna blow tash out tomorrow and go straight down to yours so you can do what you want to me as soon as possible

     
  9. Psycho Bob

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    got phone....
     
  10. D

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    and beers yes, yes I know...
     
  11. Psycho Bob

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    beers provide life... beers extend conciousness......
     
  12. D

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    make you fall alseep whilst shagging me...
     
  13. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psychos' rape victim:
    make you fall alseep whilst shagging me... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    only once.....
     
  14. D

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    e) down for tea* and biskwits** and maybe a spot of lawn tennis++

    * beer
    ** more beer
    ++ anything that involves beer
     
  15. Disorder

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    jesus h christ, that was supposed to be fucking me. but i leave my computer alone for 2 fucking minutes and ol' rape victim left it logged in as her.

    bollocks.
     
  16. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob:
    only once.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...thin end of the wedge...are you getting bored with her already Bob?
     
  17. Tojo Burbage

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    Mind you in your defence she does appear to be slightly 'high maintenance'... just from the reading of this thread you understand and your non-commital responses.
     
  18. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
    'high maintenance'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    lamb 2 the slaughter
     
  19. Nauseous

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    I'm sickened.

    -Pukey
     
  20. Tojo Burbage

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    LOL nice gif!
     

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