Question about lesbians

Figured that would get a bunch of male attention.

Anyway, does anyone have a good answer as to why most gay women look like men or are attracted to women who look like men?

I don't get it. Why wouldn't you want someone who you thought was pretty and looked like a woman? If you want something that looks like a man, why not get the real thing?

 

Most gay men like men who look like men, but a lot of gay men act like women.

 

Pukey,

I guess it is time that I admitted to everyone the fact that I am a Lesbian.

I like women. I really do like them. I fully understand why a woman would prefer another woman to a man. I mean, who really wants some sweaty, selfish, hairy oaf wallowing all over them while poking them in their most intimate places with an organ that serves as both a conduit for waste and a personal entertainment center?

 

I think that the butch dykes feel like a man... and act like a man (dressing/hair/no makeup) While the pretty lesbos, want a woman, but still want the comforts of a man... so they choose the butch ones... they have the personality-can fix stuff-slightly dominant- protective- ... and many of the butch ones do not want reciprocation... they like "pillow princesses" Plus the butch can munch it like a mofo.

2 butch dykes together- from what I know, they got sick of the femme pretty bitches- that cheated on them with a guy. They feel more secure with a mullet having flannel shirt wearer, because they know she aint gonna be slobbing the baloney while she is at work at UPS.

I will admit I have had a few dyke encounters (full on) . 2 were with hot bi pretty femmes. 1 with a pretty femme lesbo . 1 with a cool butch chick- she was butch but cute and classy- was a chiropractor.

If I ever did it again... like really wanted a relationship or even just sex.. it would be with a butch bitch.

Even the hot femme dyke - was annoying. She was pretty, and had a butch attitude, and was great at the monkey munchin...and never wanted any in return.... but crazy, had mental issues, always crying, and jealous.... think she was raped as kid or something- I forgot.

I think other chicks know this as well, and choose the butch ones, they are secure in their self, confident, not confused, and do not play games.

I also think that they all eventually turn butchy looking. Why try to impress men with pretty hair, makeup, boob jobs... real gay women care what is on the inside.

That is my take on the subject.

 

Wow. How true and very well put.

 

Bigmama thanks for your input. I saw a lesbian couple, (ironically one of them was a chiropractor) and I started thinking about why most of them look like men. Most of the ones I see around here both look like men. It's a big downer for the guys around here... not something they want to visualize.

Personally, I wouldn't go for a manly dyke. I'd want my bitch to look like Anna Nicole.

 

yeah but the ones that have the pretty hair and face full of makeup- are what I call "lazybians" ... they are like myself ... they want to get THEIRS ... then leave the other bitch hangin. I do not find a vagina appealing at all...

I do not consider myself gay or bi...for the most part- I dont like women - even as friends, I could never date one. If I did for some reason, somehow one day fall in love with one, I am sure I would be gettin some dingdong on the side.

I take that back- I could see myself in a relationship with a chick... if I was say 45+ and really fat and really ugly and really lonely... then yeah. It would have to be a butch that dont like her monkey eaten. Femme chicks are lazy and crazy. And for the most part- our personalities clash. Sure they are fun to look at, and look great in porn... but that is about it.

I dont like MANLY dykes... but butch ones. Ellen Degeneras (sp) is considered butch. My Chiro butch reminded me of her....as in personality, dressing, and hair...and actually voice. Every time I see "Finding Nemo" I think of her. funny- even my grandfather met her, and he said "she sure is cute little thing...she needs to grow long hair, if she ever wants to meet a man"

so the reason most look like men, its because those are the real ones. The pretty femmes end up marring a man and spitting out babies. They might play dyke in the young days... but end up ....hmmm just like me.

 

I really do. I'm less intrigued by a penis because I have one. When I get the urge to play with a dick, I don't outsource it. Vaginas, however, are way neat-o.

 

I bet that you lifted the skirts on your sister's Barbie dolls when you were a kid.

 

Still do.

 

What about female body builders... my question for them is simple: Why?

 

It's so they don't feel quite so emasculated.

Think of it as an alternate highway that exits the Penis Envy Parkway, but before the Boylesque toll road exit.

 

I think 95% of those are straight. One weird thing about muscle chicks... they have HUGE clits. Either from steroids and even the natural ones (steroid free) ... when a female builds muscles her testosterone level goes up naturally ..they get hairy and a tiny penis looking clit. Also when a chick has a high testosterone level- they have very high sex drives... become almost like a nympho - they also have tight monkeys.

I have heard this from many guys.... but also I knew one that fit that description to a T... although I have no idea how tight her monkey was... but I did see the clit... it was the size of a half pack of rolaids. She was a total horn dog, but could only get guys at the gym. Out at a bar- people thought she was tranny. She was cool, and I liked hanging out with her... but stopped going to public places with her- due to fact I was a tall-too much makeup wearing- manly shoulder chick... that could pass for tranny- if I was hanging out with one.

Also one time she went out of town for a body building thing... and I feed her cats, I found a big trunk FILLED with dildos and sex toys... ewww.

 

I had my testosterone level checked a few years back and it was elevated. Not grossly... I think the cutoff was 70 and mine was 86. I didn't have any manly parts and I had no libido but was aggressive. Most women in prison have high testosterone levels.

I am really mean again and I wonder if it's up. I hate getting things checked anymore because something is always out of range.

 

I am not even going to tell my last testosterone level. Just thinking about it makes my balls itch. mine is high...stays high- guess thats why I am so butch, bossy, and an asshole- I do not have manly parts... however I do spend alot of money on waxing, but that is because I am a hair freak... I dont have an Austin Powers chest or anything weird . I dont have the freaky penis clit...however it is a little bigger then average (peanut M&M size)

haha... now you cant eat M&Ms without thinking about my monkey .

 

I have to tweeze my mustache, but I don't know one dark haired girl that doesn't. I have one black hair that grows on my chin. I look for it everyday and I won't see it for weeks and then one day, it will be like a 1/2 inch long.

I just can't picture what that would look like. I don't even know what a normal one looks like. I thought that they were kinda hidden and you couldn't see them? I am the same person who thought that you had to insert the entire tampon when I was a kid, applicator and all so I just bought OBs and they would always end up half falling out because I wouldn't insert them correctly.

 

Haha - first time used a tampon- think I was 10or 11, I pulled the plunger part out, and stuck the tampon and cardboard casing in... was very uncomfortable in class.

My second period (I started when I was 8-almost 9) I forgot to peel the back off of the maxi pad... so there was no sticky part on my panties. I was walking down the hall...after wearing it for 2 classes.. heading towards the playground, when I heard a bunch of kids laughing and doing stuff behind me... They were kicking my bloody maxipad around. I never admitted it was mine.

I never liked OBs because you have to stick your finger in...I only used one one time -it was a loaner. That always cracked me up when a girl would ask "can I borrow a tampon?" um NO I will GIVE you one... I do not want it back.

I wax my face... pluck my eyebrows - wax my monkey, arms...shave my legs.

What ever you do... do not buy a 15 X magnifying mirror- you will think you look like Tom Seleck and pluck hair that does not exist . I got one a few weeks ago... I have gone insane on my face... I had a 7x mirror, and thought that was the shit... but NO the 15x ROCKS. I have a black population problem on my nose... so I bought a little metal tool that forces them out. I had ONE little black head on my forehead - one you could only see with the 15x mirror. I went to evacuate it with the tool. It came out...but then beside the tool- 5 little clear things popped out as well. So I ended up using the tool all over my forehead- getting all these tiny things out - that were practically invisible- even with the 15 x mirror. Things NO ONE could ever see. Then my forehead got really dry and crunchy and is still peeling. I wonder if those things were supposed to stay in there. I keep putting lotion on my forehead like 3-4 times a day now...I guess trying to refill those tiny holes I created by removing the original occupants

 

Shit. I didn't start my period until a month before my 15th birthday. I thought that I was genetically male. I had seen a show about this girl who has really late getting her period when I was a kid and it turned out that she had testes up inside her and that she was genetically male (like Jamie Lee Curtis). I thought for sure I had testes until I started. I was so happy and more importantly, I finally got to use the pads and tampons that were given to me in sex ed class 5 years earlier! I was holding onto those things forever. I used the obs, but wouldn't stick my finger up there (didn't know I was supposed to) and just shoved the the ob up there and tried to hold it in place. My friend on the other hand, shoved the entire tampon up her.... applicator and all.

They were kicking your pad around? That's really funny but it sucks. I remember I started spotting at my friends house one time (shortly after my first period) and for some fucked up reason didn't ask for a pad so I did the toilet paper wad thing and I thought I would be good until I got home. I got home and it was gone! She never said anything to me, but I always wonder if someone found it at her house.

I use one of those lighted mirrors. It has a minor magnification on one side and that is enough to make me feel like "one ugly bitch". I got stoned a few weeks ago and started staring at myself looking for wrinkles and hairs and I decided that my nose hair was visible, so I tweezed the shit out of it. It was pretty painful, but it was better than thinking that everyone was looking at my nosehair. I was thinking, 'Jesus. I've had this all along and I bet it's what people talk about when they talk about me behind my back. They probably have a nickname for me." I used to call my friend, Andrea, 'Neandreathal' because she was really hairy and had a mustache, but of course, only behind her back, so I'm thinking I have some messed up nickname now.

 

I swear I didn't read this thread.

 

yeah sorry guys... you clicked onto this thread hopping it was going to be sexy... but NOOOOOO ... Nauseous and I turned into a gross chat about periods, tampons, facial picking, testosterone, and big ugly clits.


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