PUNK ASS BITCH GIRLFRIENDS... & PUNK ASS BOYFRIENDS!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Nov 30, 2000.

  1. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Jerkin, you gotta be careful with who you associate with...it might come back to haunt you...like someone taking a rusty butter knife and sawing your dick off very slowly
    Oh before I forget you gotta go to the Porn store with me...I bought pink fuzzy handcuffs
     
  2. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    ..."be carefull"
    ...."rusty butternife"
    ......"porn shop"
    ........"fuzzy hancuffs"

    ok i got it, how many times ya gotta say it?
    just jokin sweetheart, yeah lets go get some of those midget movies you like so much !

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  3. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Jurkin, thanks for letting me know about the post coming up like a million times...my new posts wouldn't come up under my other PRINCESS screen name...anyway back to porn...yeah lets go get some movies...and by the way I was wondering if you wanted to maybe do a 3some...let me know sweetheart.
     
  4. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    well i guess that depends on who it is.
    if its your mom, i'm in. not so sure about your dad. it cant be another guy cause if i touch penises with anybody, if even by accident, then its all over, somebody's gotta move outa state.
    ......and you have to promise to let me send the pics to IMC to post in this very thread without trying to sue me, cause that seems to be an issue lately.
     
  5. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    will that earn me a free Fugly t-shirt?
    how bout it IMC?
     
  6. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    I really hate AOL Ok anyway Jurkin so I think that we should make a movie that would be cool...we would become PORN STARS We must have the pink fuzzy handcuffs in it or no deal, got it? And you have to slap me in the face with you cock, got that to? Oh I almost forgot~about me sueing you (LMFAO) you aren't old enough to have anything of value yet~ it would cost MORE money to sue you then I would get FROM you~some people are so stupid~don't let the blonde fool you~I'm not one of them!
     
  7. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    LOL i guess thats why i havent heard from you know who. and about the cock slappin part, damn i'm impressed, just remember you asked for it.

    so far we got Princess and Ghetto-hottie vs me and......anybody wanna tag in?
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    sure jerkin Ill hook you up with a shirt, If I ever get th ok (and artwork) from the admin... I think Ill make like 20 or so special shirts that say "average forum slob" on it or something... Just for the special people
     
  9. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    awww, how sweet.
    consider yourself tagged in with Pimp and Bob
    i've only been here less than a month and already let you guys oogle over anything that i do. but average slob is fine.

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  10. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    ahhh, the sharing of ho's,
    the next level in male bonding.
    i would be glad to borrow/share/trade with you on some high quality ho's Pimp.

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  11. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Ok Jerkin if you get to swap ho's then I will have to swap you for another dick~do I have to put you on restrictions again??? Everyone knows that you work for me...
     
  12. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    how can i reply to that except with who wants "princess's" full name, #, and address?

    who's workin for who again?


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  13. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    i'll wait to see if she will scream my screen-name for me on here before i let you guys have all that info.

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  14. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Oh my what am I to do???? Thats ok you post my info and I'll post yours~remember when we had just finished the other day and I put your ass to sleep? I got pics of you and your big guy...lets call it even and say we are just working for eachother, we can incorporate, what do you think sexy???
     
  15. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    LOL, i'm not too much man to be put to sleep,
    if only you werent totally bullshitting on here, it would be great.

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  16. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Its not AS bad as I made it sound~ you still haven't figured out that I put something in your drink to PUT your ass to sleep, lol....
    (you are as awesome as you think you are, just don't tell anyone I said that, it could ruin my image)
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    why dont you two get a room
     
  18. GetoHottey

    GetoHottey New Member

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    Yeah Jurkin', why don't you 2 get a room, if you like nasty sluts like princess.
    Anyway like I said to you before I'm not a hoe. So get that though your head, princess, well everyone can tell she is. Anyway, you 2 have a MERRY FUCKIN'CHRISTMAS. I'll get a hold of you some time, soon!!!!
    From The Ghetto,
    Peace
     
  19. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Ghetto Hotty that you are not...Ghetto Booty that you ARE...Everyone knows that you envy me, now you've just confirmed what evryone has alway thought, but was never nasty enough to say
     
  20. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    why would i pay for a room just to be teased,
    when i could be teased right here?
     

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