PUNK ASS BITCH GIRLFRIENDS... & PUNK ASS BOYFRIENDS!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Nov 30, 2000.

  1. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    ahhh, the donkey punch, one of my favorites.
    almost as satisfying as a good pasadena mudslide.

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  2. Piecraft the Terrible

    Piecraft the Terrible New Member

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    IMC the Devil? Hah!

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    Go to Hell!!!
     
  3. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    (a pasadena mudslide is where you titty-fuck a girl and leave a shit streak on her ribcage) for those who dont know.
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you know, steph looks like the kind of girl tha twould lick a dirty butthole clean... I bet she loves that scat shit (no pun intended)
     
  5. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I was talking to this girl at a party once and she asked me if I'd ever had a girl put my legs up and lick my asshole.I'm dead fucking serious.I said no and she went and asked some other dude the same thing.Was that Steph?


    Wow I'm typing a lot tonight.

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    I tell you what you need is a phatty bo batty blunt.And I'll garauntee you'll see the ocean,a sailboat,and maybe some of those big titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Maybe... what did her breath smell like?
     
  7. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Jurkin, you better be careful who you associate with...it could come back to cut your dick off with a rusty butter knife and then make you eat it. Oh yeah by the way Brian wouldn't let me on the computer last night...he was to busy harrassing people.
     
  8. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Jurkin, you better be careful who you associate with...it could come back to cut your dick off with a rusty butter knife and then make you eat it. Oh yeah by the way Brian wouldn't let me on the computer last night...he was to busy harrassing people.
     
  9. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Jurkin, you better be careful who you associate with...it could come back to cut your dick off with a rusty butter knife and then make you eat it. Oh yeah by the way Brian wouldn't let me on the computer last night...he was to busy harrassing people.
     
  10. Princess Z 28 SS

    Princess Z 28 SS New Member

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    Jurkin, you better be careful who you associate with...it could come back to cut your dick off with a rusty butter knife and then make you eat it. Oh yeah by the way Brian wouldn't let me on the computer last night...he was to busy harrassing people.
     
  11. GetoHottey

    GetoHottey New Member

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    Jurkin',
    First off I didn't intend for my message to call me a hoe. Cause now everybody probably thinks that I'm like Steph. No, I'm not some balemic, slut ass,crack whore,dicking sucking,fucking everybody BITCH. I'm a player, and of all people you should no that Jurkin'. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! You can tell Steph she gets what she deserves!!!
    From the Ghetto,
    Peace
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I have access to a 6 color silk screen table, and I have a box of black t-shirts from a previos job that the fuckers wouldnt pay... you guys get the admin to send me a good piece of art work and I will make and give everyone in the forum with more than 100 posts a fugly dot com t-shirt!! No bullshit!!! you fuckers will pay postage though... you get me the ok I will do it..



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    Oh Im sorry, does my name offend you? GOOD!!!
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    Make that 300 posts.. I dont want some random assholes spamming the board for a harlan t-shirt... well i guess I better get back to writing my one man musical on hitler... and before you ask, yes Im going to use sock puppets in it...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    I have access to a 6 color silk screen table, and I have a box of black t-shirts from a previos job that the fuckers wouldnt pay... you guys get the admin to send me a good piece of art work and I will make and give everyone in the forum with more than 100 posts a fugly dot com t-shirt!! No bullshit!!! you fuckers will pay postage though... you get me the ok I will do it..

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  14. I Hate Jerkoffs

    I Hate Jerkoffs New Member

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    how long does it take to get a free t-shirt?
     
  15. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    Make that 300 posts.. I dont want some random assholes spamming the board for a harlan t-shirt... well i guess I better get back to writing my one man musical on hitler... and before you ask, yes Im going to use sock puppets in it...

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    300 posts!Man that will take forever!
    I'm not paying any fucking postage either,I'll just go to your house and get my shirt.



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    I tell you what you need is a phatty bo batty blunt.And I'll garauntee you'll see the ocean,a sailboat,and maybe some of those big titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.
     
  16. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    do i get like "bonus posts" for sending you masturbation ammo.

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  17. Pervert

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    only 283 more posts to go for me...

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    I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, sitting in the moonlight, kids(mainly Lil boys), arts and crafts, jump roping, masturbation, and the occasional porno...
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pervert:
    only 283 more posts to go for me...

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    And you must be at least 18... sorry you are not eligible
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    *wonders a few things*
    1) Why does geto hotty wish she was black?

    2)why can't she spell ghetto hottie or ho correctly (a hoe is a gardning utensil, a ho is your mom)

    3)Why is it evey time I wake up I wish I as dead?
     
  20. NoOpinion

    NoOpinion New Member

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    Answers,
    1) Bigger booty of course.
    2) Not sure yet
    3) Cause you lack one thing...cmon now in unison NO FUGLT T-SHIRTS!
     

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