Puerto rico?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Dwaine Scum, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    What do you get when you cross a retard with a Puerto Rican?
    Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence
     
  2. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    My boss.
     
  3. Dr.Roboto

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    atleast your boss isnt a white 40ish balding flaming gay, doll and antiqe cock(rooster) collector. :?
     
  4. Deebo57

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    well its a pretty big company and I do have more than 1 boss,and between you and IMC i think you guys described 2 of em.
     
  5. KaptainSkitzo

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  6. Dr.Roboto

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    cant be bigger than sears. the store manager if a big fat guy about 6' 3" tall with a waist as big as a hula hoop. i walked in on him pissin one time and was practaly blinded. pisses like a black school boy, a casade of khaki. he breathes like a horse thats been thats been hit by an 18wheeler and is bearly holding on to life.

    my boss even has one of those fire fighter calenders with his favorite 2 on there, apperently this is the longest March of 2003 ive ever had.
     
  7. Deebo57

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    its just as big as sears.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Man I would sodomise him with that crap...
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  9. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Why don't you just FUCK her and stop bringing her up all the time :lol:
     
  10. StrangelyBrown

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    he's no doubt waiting for 'that' time of the month so he can go finger painting.....
     
  11. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    You're a sick, twisted little boy, StainedBrown.
     
  12. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    hahaha..or could be following in your footsteps and is waiting to eat some blood clots
     
  13. KaptainSkitzo

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    I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick....but I dare you to!
    Might be the only piece of ass you could nab.
     
  14. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Sorry Shitz don't go for other women. That's why you got rejected.
     
  15. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    now we know his hobby :roll:
     

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