Psychic Hotline

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Mar 13, 2005.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Barry's Psychic predictions for 2005.

    1. Michael Jackson will deteriorate as his trial progresses. Expect a tearful tantrum and /or incapacitating illness (other than the back) that will be his excuse for being absent from court. I believe we will see a nervous breakdown in the courtroom.

    2. The assailant that killed the Federal judge in Atlanta Friday will never be convicted. He will mysteriously "take his own life" in his cell. (Justice Southern Style)

    3. Bill Gates will be exposed for embarrassing sexual behaviors ala Pee Wee Herman during the Summer. He may also face bankruptcy for paying out all those fees for the "email beta test" hoax going around the internet.

    4. With gas prices rising, expect Osama Ben Hidin to remerge. Expect homeland security to "prevent" a spectacular terrorist attack allegedly masterminded by Osama.

    On a local note -

    1. Whipone will have a sympathy breakdown in response to MJ's planned drama. He will change his sig line to reflect his anguish over MJ's pain.

    2. Nursey will loan Mia her pink silky PJ's for Mia's "vacation" to the US.

    3. Medicvet will be hospitalized after infected blisters on her typing finger threaten her life.

    4. Dangerous Dan will become a respected MD, only to have his career cut short for selling webcam clips of his patient exams.

    more later....

    Barry the Seer

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  2. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    5. Barry will be funny?
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I was serious about Michael, The Atlanta guy, and the pink PJ's.

    Barry
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I would like to edit my prediction on Michael, to include this -

    If the nervous breakdown stunt fails, (and it will) expect him to kill himself. He may do it in a way that appears accidental, like a poisioning, or a traffic mishap. Perhaps even a "medicine bottle swapping" overdose with wine and valium or xanax.


    Barry
     

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