Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, The sack had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".
Firstly, thats meant to be a joke about a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman escaping from prison, and its only half the joke The second half goes as follows. So the Irishman gives his fellow soldiers up, and they all get recaptured by the Germans, who promptly set up a firing range to kill them for thier disobedience. First they put the Scotsman up in front of the firing line, and the Seargeant asks him "Do you have anything to say before we shoot you." The Scotsman shouts "EARTHQUAKE!!!" and as the German troops fall to the ground covering thier heads, he runs off into the forest to freedom. Next they put the Englishman infront of the firing line, and again the Seargeant asks. "Do you have any last words". Suddently the Englishman shouts "FLOOD", and as the Germans run to higher ground, the Englishman runs off into the field. Finally its the Irishmans turn to be shot, and the Seargeant once more asks "Anything to say before you meet your god?" The Irishman, catching on to what the other two men did, jumps up and shouts "FIRE!!!"
