:twisted: A man wants his wife to give him a handjob but she doesn`t know how. So he explains it to her like this, M-" Did you ever put your thumb over the top of a sodapop bottle and shake it?" W-"Yes of course!" M-"Well it`s the same thing as that, just shake the shit out of it like a pop bottle!" So she gets down to business, and after a few minutes she hears him moan so she grips it tighter and faster. Then the mans eyes start to roll back, his face swells and a white goo starts coming out of his ears! W-"What the fuck is wrong with you?" The man gasps and yells M-"GODDAMN BITCH! TAKE YOUR FUCKIN THUMB OFF THE TOP!" After which he blows a hole right through the wall.
