Hillary went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynaecologist how did things looked. He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape, and congratulated her on her pregnancy. She argued that she couldn't possibly be pregnant, but the doctor gave her a due date 8 months in the future. She stormed out of the office, went to the receptionist’s desk, grabbed the phone and called the White House. Then she finally got through the red tape and had Bill on the phone, she shouted, "You dirty bastard, you got me pregnant." There was dead silence on the other end of the line. After a few seconds, she yelled even louder, "You dirty bastard, you got me pregnant." Finally Bill answered - "Who is this?"
