Tonight's subject is none other than my boss... A scan of a picture a coworker took of him, a scan of his signature on an office form, and a shitty photoshop job later... He's got a visit scheduled for Tuesday, where some people are coming in to take a look at the store... It'd be a pity to have them see this as his desktop background... :twisted:
A quick trip to Walgreen's... ...you get some funny looks from the photo counter when they print these. :lol:
He looks like the kind of guy who will take it all in good spirit, perhaps slapping you across the back and saying 'why i oughta!' and chuckling before waiting for the people he's showing round to leave and lunging at you frothing mouthed with a machete.
The man is aflicted by a rare disorder - he has no testicles. About all he's gonna do is turn red(der)...
Danny-boy was hopeing that this man actually had no testicles, and wanted to hear the sordid details about your discovery of this fact to help him in his endeavors to find the eunuch boy of his dreams.
Update: Almost everyone at work has seen the pics, some have their own copies... I was thinking about printing up some wallet-sized copies and selling them up there to the staff... Heh, he knew something was up today, and he kept asking to see what was in my 'photo envelope' - finally, as I was giving a copy to a co-worker, he came up to me again asking what I was passing out... So, I finally showed him. He was not happy to see that... :lol: He was at a loss for words (surprise!) - and as he was folding one of the pictures in half to stick in his pocket, he muttered something about being fired as he walked off... I didn't want him to be in possession of any 'evidence' - so I had to get that picture back. After cordially explaining to him that if I didn't get my picture back, I would go and have a 20" x 30" of it made, frame it, and 'donate' it to the downtown office. It worked. :twisted:
