Yeah, my sister is about to have a baby, and she wanted me to assemble the crib my dad bought for her. So I did, but I decided to have a few drinks while I was doing it. It was quite complicated trying to figure out the Engrish instructions, while drinking Mountain Dew and Vodka, hanging out with my buddies, and using powertools. I got about halfway through and decided it was time for bed, but I couldn't sleep because of all the caffeine in the mountain dew. I tried again, but I think I accidentally hit myself in the face with my drill and decided to quit. So I have to finish building it tonight. It was fun though.
You're a great uncle already. When they crib collapses on your new niece/nephew - just blame it on the taiwanese.
thats what I did... fucking imported piece of crap SCREWS!!!! damn asian pricks making inferrior fastners
I went over the crib again today to check, and everything came out good. I'm finishing it up now. Looks like baby Nathan will be able to sleep soundly without his crib falling apart. Which makes me feel much better. Not only would I have felt really bad if anything had happened to my as yet unborn nephew, my sister would not have stopped at killing me.
