Post your favorite Christmas song lyrics thread!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    genius
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    The man is a poetic genius.

    Can we get a sound track Major? I know you have the talent and the equipment. I implore you to make an audio file and post it.
     
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  5. Joeslogic

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  6. Nauseous

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    Since Grim won't be with us this Christmas...

    Silent Grim, Grim is gone
    Shall we sigh, shall we yawn?
    Left the forum, left our lives
    Yet in our hearts Grim survives
    Slinging his shit in our eyes
    Slinging his shit in our eyes

    Silent Grim, Grim is gone!
    Searched the house, searched the lawn
    Found no trace of his sorry ass
    Just vasoline and broken gla-a-ass
    Grim, our Jesus has left
    Grim, our Jesus has left

    Silent Grim, Grim is gone
    No more posts in the dawn
    We cannot see his witty face
    Now that he's floating in cyberspace
    Gee-jay, so long, farewell
    Gee-jay, so long, farewell
     
  7. Nursey

    Nursey Active Member

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    *hums and sways with small tear in eye*
     
  8. Nauseous

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    I know. I did it so that it would go with each any every syllable of the beloved favorite.
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    fukn BANG
     
  10. MAJ Havoc

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    Ode to Fruitcake

    Well I can’t seem to give this thing away
    I’ll never get it in my girlfriend’s mouth
    And though it’s getting old, it is still free of mold
    But soon the whole thing may be going south

    She won’t touch it even when it’s wrapped
    Maybe she just don’t care for the nuts
    And though I tried to talk her into taking just a tad
    She’ll never have it slipping out her butt

    Oh, my girlfriend just won’t touch my Christmas fruitcake
    She won’t take the thing from me I hold so dear
    I can’t get her to sample a nibble or a bite
    Even though it comes just once a year
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    A x-mas duet with Mr Hanky, and Kenny McCormic:
     

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