I run into the scariest shit at post offices for some reason. I go today, walk in and see this teenager grabbing this woman's face and kissing her. I'm thinking,"Gross." and then I start hearing this wailing. It's coming from the teenager and then he grabs this woman's face and starts kissing her again and then wails and keeps doing it... wails, jumps up and down, grabs, kisses... over and over. I stand like 7 feet away in line, even though I am right behind them. The fat stinky woman behind me is like breathing down my neck and I really wanted out of there but I stayed. These weren't pecks... they were like open mouth kisses. She was talking to the post office attendant and you could hear his mouth all up in hers. It was disturbing. And she had another one that was quiet but touching everything and she wasn't paying attention to him. She was too busy swapping spit with the first kid. I don't know which is grosser... her being his mom or her being a caretaker. And then I kept thinking about her jacking him off when they got home. Remember that little tidbit of knowledge we learned from Bigmama?
He had something wrong with him. He wasn't like big headed stereotypical retarded, but he wasn't right. He didn't speak, just made this wailing singing noise and keep kissing that gross woman.
