possibly the funniest quote ever

"going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian"

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kept man:
"going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian"

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Kudos for raising the intellectual barrier here KeptMan, but those sort of quotes only appeal to people who have an ironic sense of humour and a smattering of knowledge regarding European military history, which I think is safe to assume, with exception of a few Fuglyites, is not something that lays too thick on the ground around here...

However, it's a true quote if i've heard one

 

I hear you dubya, I found it funny... but I'm almost ashamed that I did.

 

Hmmm..it'll be nice to see the yanks going in first for once......on time!

 

Hey we weren't late for WW2. We wanted to let Hitler kick the French's asses. Plus, we also wanted Churchill to sweat a little. Actually had Japan not fucked with us, you all would be goose-stepping with little mustaches. Cause we didn't care.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Such a waste:
Hey we weren't late for WW2. We wanted to let Hitler kick the French's asses. Plus, we also wanted Churchill to sweat a little. Actually had Japan not fucked with us, you all would be goose-stepping with little mustaches. Cause we didn't care.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your name says it all..no further comment needed.

 

he he nice one

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Such a waste:
he he nice one<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awww your such a sweetie
*cuddles such a waste

 

Thank you, that's the most attention I have recieved from a female all week and I am Married for christ sake.

 

Go slap your cock onto her face.Your sure to get some attention then.

 

Thanks, that will either get me attention or divorced. The latter could be better then i can do whoever,whenever. I just asked her if aI was going to get laid and she gigled is that a good sign?

 

Was it a giggle or a snigger, there's a BIG difference.

 

giggle. The kids are asleep so she cant use that excuse.

 

Well go up to her and try humping her leg for a bit, always gets my attention when my dog does it.

 

I will do that and pop in a Lesbian porn video, something about watching two chicks eating pussy gets her hot.

 

See there's the all the clues you need.
All wrapped up in one neat video.
She like lesbian porn.

 

I was so blind to it all. It sucks though, i figured that makes her bi but it doesn't

 

Your wifes a dyke, maybe ask her if you let her fuck you with a strape-on on could you return the favour.

 

hhhhhhmmmmmmmm no thx

 

Why not...i'm sure with a little KY it wont hurt too much.