Politics

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by andyiswierd, Feb 2, 2002.

  1. andyiswierd

    andyiswierd New Member

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    isn't it funny how the only time politics are telling the truth is when they are speaking bad about other politics?
     
  2. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    i must say that is very interesting...
     
  3. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    What if c-a-t really spelled dog?
     
  4. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    What if c-a-t really spelled dog?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    then T-A-C would spell God.
     
  5. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    What if c-a-t really spelled dog?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    wasnt that from revenge of the nerds?
    i think it was..
     
  6. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    i got this in my email today:

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
    I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
    family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad
    comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

    I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that
    way, damn it!

    I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
    Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

    I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

    I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd
    better do it in English.

    I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
    shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
    enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if
    your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7
    years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
    leave the rest of us
    out of it. This also applies to sexuality.

    My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
    Medicine Woman.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
    I am freezing my ass through a long
    winter?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
    the desert after getting chased out of Egypt,I haven't burned any witches
    or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-fuck-up
    already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
    preaches. And where does he get his
    money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running
    from them.
    I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking
    the law, regardless of what
    color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
    deciding who should be running the most
    powerful nation the world for the next four years.

    I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
    or trying to guilt me into making
    'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.

    I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
    should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
    promise to never delay the rest of us again.

    I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
    parents.

    I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
    pretend they are a political statement.

    I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

    I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
    mainstream media would like the world
    to believe otherwise.

    If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
    American.

    If you too are a BAD American please forward this to
    everyone you know. We need our country back.
     
  7. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    i disagree with most of that post. but sum of it was true like the part about ice t ozzy and manson and how they didnt kill anybody that is ture and i also agree with the part about how this country is crap and how we need 2 get it back. this country is fucked.
     
  8. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    I went to a death metal concert once where at the start of the show the vocalist growled,
    "Remember kids, if you go out after this show and kill yourself, you've got a hell of a lot more wrong with you than death metal."
    Never truer words were spoken.
     
  9. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
    i disagree with most of that post.B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    that's because you are an ignoramous and a pudding faced rectum sampler. if i had a cock i'd choke you with it.
     
  10. D

    D New Member

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    What exactly don't you agree with Sparkly warkly?

    The fact that he thinks everyone is equal regardeless of skin colour...

    Or the fact that people should be able to live their life with out others ramming their beliefs down their throat....

    Or are you a wigger waiting in hope that one day you will get your spotty white arse snapped with the Rev Jackson...? Don't get a hard on
     
  11. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
    i got this in my email today:

    I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that
    way, damn it!

    I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
    Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.

    I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd
    better do it in English.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
    enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if
    your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7
    years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
    leave the rest of us
    out of it. This also applies to sexuality.


    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
    I am freezing my ass through a long
    winter?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
    the desert after getting chased out of Egypt,I haven't burned any witches
    or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-fuck-up
    already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
    preaches. And where does he get his
    money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running
    from them.

    I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
    should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
    promise to never delay the rest of us again.

    I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
    parents.

    I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
    pretend they are a political statement.

    I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
    mainstream media would like the world
    to believe otherwise.

    If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
    American.

    If you too are a BAD American please forward this to
    everyone you know.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    i dont agree with everything that i didnt take off the rest of it is bull shit. and dr seuss WAS a fucking genus. he could tell old stories n a new way and all the fucking dump people didnt hav a clue. take yertle the turtle 4 instance that was the story of WWII 2 a t. he was a fucking genus.
     
  12. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:

    wasnt that from revenge of the nerds?
    i think it was..
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yup,Revenge of the Nerds 2 to be exact.
     
  13. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    oger is tha man!
     
  14. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Hey Spanky,did you get school at a young age?

    Cause your spelling leaves a lot to be desired.
     
  15. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Hey Spanky,did you get school at a young age?

    Cause your spelling leaves a lot to be desired.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That should be "Did you quit school at a young age?" My bad...
     
  16. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Hey Spanky,did you get school at a young age?

    Cause your spelling leaves a lot to be desired.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    shut the fuck up. ive done that 4ever. i alwaus do my thes like t-h-a it is how it sounds i just type it like that because it looks better n my opinion. u rnt a scholar either green. i really dont hav time but i could go back and count a number of mistakes n your grammar, syntax and spelling.
     
  17. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Calm down Beavis.


    I was wondering if you could atleast spell OGRE correctly.
    Or is that just the way you type it?
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I fell sorry for the professor that has to read his theasus...
     

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