Poetry.com...second attempt.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ulfur Engil, May 31, 2003.

  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    Messages:
    1,469
  2. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    Messages:
    1,469
    Holy shit....Jack Lomotilian is still on there.
    Hey Lomo....you're still considered telented.
     
  3. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    Messages:
    1,469
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil (with a goddamned annoying spelling error):
    Holy shit....Jack Lomotilian is still on there.
    Hey Lomo....you're still considered talented.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  4. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

    Messages:
    3,352
    Excellent,you are a true master.I bow down to your greatness.
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    Holy shit is right... Damn, I never thought it'd be up this long...

    Heh... You gotta watch out for Unc' Feltcher... He has a way with those thorns...
     
  6. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

    Messages:
    722
    I wonder if my weiner poem is still up... to bad i dont remember any of the login info
     
  7. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

    Messages:
    1,024
    Jack the stripper make pretty one...good job me....
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    Go Ross... Go Ross...
     
  9. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    Messages:
    1,469
    Bravo.

    And look, M.G. Faoukah has submitted a new masterpiece.
     
  10. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

    Messages:
    1,024
    thank you thank you!!! You really like me!! *fake sobbing*

    It came to me in a moment of inspiration, and it also reminded me of lomo's encounter with the frog woman
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    LMAO @ Mr. Faoukah's latest soothing work of art...
     
  12. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

    Messages:
    1,024
    when i went on the poetry site today i saw a poem about kitana! It was written by: Brett Edkins.

    Beautifully disgusting!
     
  13. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    Messages:
    1,469
    Funny enough, there is even a poet named "George Fuckhead Shiteater" on that site. His work isn't too bad, either.
     
  14. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

    Messages:
    1,024
    They keep censuring my poem about me and my horse.

    I like to fuck my horse
    and for that I feel no remorse
    he has a big cock
    and it gets hard as a rock
    12 inches long,
    that's his schlong
    it really is big
    more than a pig's.
    When he shoots his load
    I find the pot of gold.
    The warm and creamy spunk
    makes me wanna crunk
    to feel his cum inside
    makes me wanna ride
    and as he shoots his load
    in to my welcoming abode
    I feel a stirring in my bowels
    and realize that I have to poop

    what must a poor horse loving boy do??
     
  15. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    Messages:
    1,469
    Ross, change all of the obvious words (or just re-spell them).
    It should accept it after that.
     
  16. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

    Messages:
    1,024
    I think I have a good shot at winning the money guys!!! My poetry is meaningful and full of good cheer. I think lomo has a delicious chance as well. Oh the hell, all the fuglyites do!!
     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    Aaaaaw, shuckins...

    *puts Ross on the Christmas card list*
     
  18. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

    Messages:
    1,024
    yay lomo, ur so sweeeeeeeeeeet!!
     
  19. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    Don't let my kindness fool you... It's all a facade.............
     
  20. zeek

    zeek New Member

    Messages:
    66
    Sweet lovin' dobbs! I had NO idea I'd be surrounded by such heady artists!

    Ross, I must admit...That poem brought a tear to my eye, and a wad to my sock...

    Thank you, Ross, thank you.
     

Share This Page