Please go sign this stupid asshole's guestbook

Well, gee - Chris appears rather unhappy all around. Seems he's missing the main point, which is...well, I'll just go tell him again.

 

Originally posted by I'm Far Too Lame To Come Up With My Own Fucking Ideas Or Give Credit Where Credit Is Due:
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Due to the moron fucking fugly attack I am removing all links to fugly. What a lame idiot leaving messages in my guestbook rather then droping me an email first... What kind of coward like idiots are they that they cant speak to me. The pictures at fugly dont belong to fugly as fugly get pictures from other people`s sites, everyone does this, do they not understand this. Also this is not a professional website... Thats the point! Its a part time, when I can site.
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Actually, a coward would have opted for the email route, rather than posting public comments. But a plagerizing coward might have deleted compromising comments in order to keep up the pretense of coolness.

AND.. I just HAVE to ask... what the FUCK is up with the masturbatory Preatorian Guard delusions? The Roman Empire declined a long time ago, but I am pretty sure that The "Prefect in Charge" would have had you neutered after ferreting out how much of a pansy you really are.


The preceding post was barred from public display on the Fugly rip-off we all know as Darkaccess.com

 

OOPS! Make that net[/b].]www.darkaccess.net.

I wouldn't want to be criticized as misleading

 

Could've sworn the FEEDBACK link said
"Send me some feedback about my site"

 

Your Name : FuGlY oWnS jOo!!
What did you think about the site? : a lame rip off of fugly with a cowardly 'webmastur' who deletes posts, I come from england myslelf so maybe soon I will delete his ass..
Your eMail or Website : Fugly.Com
Were are you from : exeter mutha fucka

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11/11/01 3:51:33 AM
Your Name : Stranger
What did you think about the site? : Shouldn't it say "Please sign my Guest Book and tell me about my site! But only if you think it is good, because otherwise I will get realy upset and delete it and call you a moron"?

Your eMail or Website : Fugly.com
Were are you from : Not from these parts.

 

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11/11/01 7:58:51 AM
Your Name : YoMamazaGreasyMoFo
What did you think about the site? : You still used Fugly's images to make this site, my slimy anal sore of a friend. If you posted something like, "I am sorry for ripping off Fugly.com, and am now too ashamed to get an erection anymore." (Well, the erection was wishful thinking..).
Your eMail or Website : IWouldLoveToDonkeyPunchYourMotherUntilIRipHerAssHoleWideOpenAndBreakHerNeckAndMakeHerAQuadreplegic@becauseIThinkYourMomWouldBeAMillionTimesSexierIfSheWereLikeChristopherReeve.co.Yo urMomsACrippledWhore
Were are you from : The same Day Care center as you...except I was the janitor (try hard to remember, little Chris)..

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Sorry..I didn't mean to fuck up the formatting with that last post.

 

11/11/01 10:41:13 PM
Your Name : I murder all children
What did you think about the site? : I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em
what up dawg, what you been up to
Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out
me and you, we been down for a while right
we been here and there, we been pretty tight
somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
but hear me out, I didnt mean nothin buy it, I'm gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin
I was over there mowin' the grass
and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
and then I went inside to make a phone call
and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra
one thing just led to another
next thing you know I'm butt-fucking your mother
Please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo
Don't hang up, I still got more
your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasnt thinking about you as my bud
when she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud
we broke out with your grandpa's gin
and got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
your mommas one of my favorite sluts
she likes lickin from the back of my balls
to the tip of my dick with one big lick
she calls me her big teddy bear
I chase her around in my underwear
I admit I like spanking her but
I used your sock though to catch my nut
don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better
that's probably why your toes been stickin together
Please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo
maybe they call you a termihater
if this was a swamp youd be a allihater
you could use a cold glass of haterade
sure come up, bring the allihater
your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo
its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
and I aint trying to diss her either
I'm only sayin' that I wish you would trim her beaver some
every hair is like a foot long
bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
its allright with me though
I don't mind as long as I can find the b-hole
and your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
here I am stuffin her muffin
not to mention the pickle buffin
and I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
and we plan on fuckin again, allright, ill talk to you again
Peace out chris...

Your eMail or Website : Pleasedonthateme@beenfuckingyourmomlately.cum