I am setting up a fund for Bob as I fear he will become a homeless scum bag (as opposed to the homefull scum bag he is now). The TWAT phoned me up on a mobile (im in New York) for at least 45 minutes. During this time he managed to piss his girlfriend off to the point that she called me/you also- shitty friends. I can't blame her he did drink her Malibu He also got me talking to Big Ed again... although that didn't last long for some reason. But he also had his music on loud... and she didn't like that. The poor bird was extremly pissed off and I got to hear all the action.... even a piss. This was a heated arguement and young Bob was told he could leave. There is little time left, I fear for your mate Psychobob, before he is scrounging the bins in Soho looking for that last scrap of an Ed's Diner burger. So... I say give what you can so I can set him up in a shelter till he gets his feet on the ground in a nice flat in Nottinghill. To send me the money/donations just contact me on MSN/ICQ. Thanks and god bless
***********URGENT UPDATE*********** You need to send me your money fast as he is not at his computer and Iam worried about him. This could be because he is haveing make-up sex (which is what i got after my bloke told me I sucked at blow-jobs but it was a mis-understood joke ) But i can't be sure if that is what he is doing. money money money now now now or you could get me signed up to the membership on this thing... whatever Im easy
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace: WANTED: A 45-minute cassette tape of female incessant bitching and screaming for use in field study.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ask my ex for his many tapes. he saved them all from his answering machine and plays them at parties and at bars, and some of it are on CD. they are of me, screaming, yelling, crying, begging, basically not showing any shame whatsoever. what are you trying to prove in your study anyway?
bob has been arrested.. thats right! shortly after the phone call he decided to thrash a lodger, and good friend of his missus, within an inch of his life. the subsequent drinking and binging had become too much on the fellow and he decided to go crazy.. i think the main reason he was doing it was to piss her(the missus) off and generally cause a load of havoc before he left to come back here.. it went a bit wrong i think.. updates as they come in
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: bob has been arrested.. thats right! shortly after the phone call he decided to thrash a lodger, and good friend of his missus, within an inch of his life. the subsequent drinking and binging had become too much on the fellow and he decided to go crazy.. i think the main reason he was doing it was to piss her(the missus) off and generally cause a load of havoc before he left to come back here.. it went a bit wrong i think.. updates as they come in <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Are you fucking serious? I good have listened to that shit on the phone FFS Damn fuck shit wanking bollox
thats what bob assumed.. but there was no real evidence and i'm not sure if she actually confessed that she did, and its all true, i am going to court tomorrow....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote Well......... What fucking happened queef?
Bob is currently in custody, i dropped some baccy off yesterday and didnt really get to see him, i think he is going to trial.. hes only got a couple of minor things so he may only go down for a couple months. dunno yet. hope not..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: Bob is currently in custody, i dropped some baccy off yesterday and didnt really get to see him, i think he is going to trial.. hes only got a couple of minor things so he may only go down for a couple months. dunno yet. hope not..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Poor old Bob and its his Birthday today..what a shit way to spend it. When u see him Disorder tell him me and my sexy sis say hello and she'll give him some tit pics for his release as a belated birthday present Oh and this is for him. happy birthday
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: Poor old Bob and its his Birthday today..what a shit way to spend it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I tried to send him a B-day message on ICQ, and it wouldn't let me...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOB is out!! thats right! although be it with 4 days in a cell and a £250 fine... damn.. and ut: could you do that for me too? i wanna see some skin!
hey hey hey im out! yeah got £250 fine and banned from driving for 9 months. the story is..... found me lodger in bed with me now ex-wench (after drinking 12 fosters, a bottle of malibu and some other little spirits) and went for the only option avaliable ....battering - the fith was called and hauled us off (the time of arrest was 03:45) i scored 188 on the breath thingy (they cant interview u if ur pissed - the leagal drive limit is 25) spent the rest of the night in the cell was woken up at 5am had a shitty nuked allday breakfast has to hang around till 10am to be interviewed. was interviewed and they came up with the fact id not paid for filling my car up (bastards saw my motor in the drive and done a reg check) they gave me a caution for the battering and was bailed to appear at court on monday the 14th at 9:30 for the drive off. job done! or was it..... no it fucking wasent they found a warrent for my arrest for driving with no insurance from back in 2000! i had to spend another night in the cell till the securety wagon could take me 180miles back to devon so i could go to court.next day wagon turns up 4 hours late so i was to late to appear when i got there...another night in the cells.....went to court at 1pm blah blah waffle waffle £250 fine waffle blah driving ban blah waffle and i was out i missioned down to a mates house and had a smoke. one of my other mates turned up with some beers and i was back to bliss. still the only problem now is im stuck in devon with no money and a need to get back to surrey (northwest surrey magistrates court at 09:30 - all welcolme and i'll be in a suit) so i'll have to blag a relative to drop us back and drag all my stuff back to my new home of a mates sofa. so anyway im round disorders at the moment having a phatt smoke and im getting to the stage of not being arsed to type so im done - more details avaliable on request oh yeah........ happy birthday to me poor..homeless...NO FUCKING BROADBAND!!!
