Plastic Jesus

Do you believe?
http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/PlasticJesus.htm

 

Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixion and the toad liquors, did a cover of that song

 

there are a lot of covers of it i think; havent heard them but i think i am gonna superglue a plastic jesus on my dashboard if i can find one

 

Finding one shouln't be to difficult, you'll most likely find one the the font half of a car, just above the steering wheel!

 

I think i have a catologe when I owened the rock -n- roll outlet, that sells the plastic jesus flasks... Ill look for it this weekend when i goto the storage shed

 

Fuckin hell.. I did I really just post that?? What a dumb-ass thing to say... Sorta thing istagnator would come out with.

Fuck I'm embarrassed. Think I need some kinda medication...

 

Don't feel too embarassed Spooky...there's a difference between a typo and bad english.

 

Shitzock's pulse quickens as he seizes a valuable opportunity to ingratiate himself in what might be one of his direst phases at fugly forum.

"Come on...like me! I'm cool!"

 

You secretly want me Nursey, admit it. Why else would you spend the time it took to make that.

 

Chrrrist! How many times over the years have forum specimens featured in my gifs used that line now!?!! :x
*Nursey experiences an uncharacteristic momentary lapse in her formidable, steely self assuredness*
Ugh...but...what if...that means there's something to it!? :shock:
*caaarefully scrutinizes exactly what motivated recent gifs of Kaptain Cockwart, Skitz and Tapeshitz*

 

Why has it been said so many times? Maybe because it's true? I dunno...but if I really didn't like someone, I wouldn't take the time to do something like that unless I was paid to. It's just not worth my time. I have many more things worth doing than that. :lol:

 

*GROAAAAAN* The stupidity of that last post just totally stuns me.

 

Note to self....don't post during a wake and bake.....

 

uhm, could we get back to Jesus now? He demands our full attention.