Just got a call on my cell phone, didn't recognize the number, and thusly didn't answer it. A voicemail was left, and it turns out it was from my wonderful EX of several years back... Yes. This is the same one that had me come to her engagement party and drunkenly boasted to her fiancee's friends and family that I was indeed the one that popped her cherry. Yes. This is the same one that shared The Taurus Incident with yours truly. Yes. This is the same one that lost the 'custody battle' over our Shih-tsu. Yes. This is the same one when I got bailed the FUCK out when she had an early miscarriage. She leaves a voicemail, and I listen to it. She's in an exceptionally good mood, and doesn't mention why she called (In the past, it was always because she needed something, as forum regulars will recall). Instead, she tells me that she wants to tell me one-on-one... I have not called her back, but I would like to poll my fellow Fuglites as to the astounding news that she no doubt wants to share to a deaf ear... You decide - is she calling me to: <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Tell me her dad was just released from jail? <LI>Boast about winning the lotto? <LI>Inform me that the paperwork is completed, and she has adopted her half-sister? <LI>God Forbid - Request my services at the wedding as a groomsman? <LI>Announce that she's pregnant? [/list] Place your votes NOW...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Insane: Neitha. She wants yous back.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Can't say that I'd blame her, but I doubt that's the case. Another thought occurred to me, and I'll add this to the list of choices above: <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>She froze some of my semen from when we were going out and impregnated herself, and her li'l Christmas Present to me arrived a little late... [/list]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I have no idea... I thought she was adopting Asian children?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not to my knowledge... are you sure you're not thinking about Nicole Kidman? Didn't they adopt a gook and a nigger? The last I heard, she was going to adopt her dad's kid because he was still in jail and the courts wouldn't let the mother keep him. I don't think either of them are Asian, either. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: borrow money for her expensive heroin addiction?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That could be... she seemed rather happy over the phone, perhaps she was peaking and wanted to sustain her high...
Can ya just clarify, for no particular reason... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote does she have a new brother or sister?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: Can ya just clarify, for no particular reason... does she have a new brother or sister?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OK, I'll make an exception in your case... (Hell, and in everyone else's case, for that matter... I don't think I've ever told this) Basically, her dad is in prison for sexually assaulting one of his daughters from a previous marraige. He has been married quite a few times, and he's probably got 20 kids by now... anyway, he was taken away when *this* girl was quite young, and actually released for a while... then, apparently, he wasn't at home when one of his parole officers came by, which happened to be at the end of his sentence, so he's back in the slammer for an indefinite period of time. *Apparently* he'd never harassed this chick I was with... but you never know, do ya? Anyways, despite his strange fascination with his own progeny, the guy's pretty cool... So, anyway, the dad married this new lady after he got out and they had a kid, and now he's back in there, and the court's saying they can't keep him because she has also been convicted of having indecent encounters with one of her daughters, as well... So, last I talked to her, this chick I used to fuck told me that she was going to adopt her 'half-brother' (Pardon me, I said 'brother' earlier) because she wants to keep the little runt in the family... Let's just say that I'm glad I got out while I still could...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally quoted by wank*: and she has adopted her half-sister? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> BTW: Where did you get this quote?
From your first post douche... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> You decide - is she calling me to: Tell me her dad was just released from jail? Boast about winning the lotto? Inform me that the paperwork is completed, and she has adopted her half-sister? God Forbid - Request my services at the wedding as a groomsman? Announce that she's pregnant? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: From your first post douche...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's the Guinness talking... pay it no mind.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: yeah, i reckon you should ring her back and get her round for a beer(or, whatever she drinks) and talk it through it a civilised manner.. or you could flip a coin and do play offs of all the choices until you're down to one..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, I tried calling once, and she must not have voicemail on her cell phone, I got this "We're sorry... the person you are calling is not available at this time..." recording... So........... the drama slowly rolls on! BTW, man... weren't you telling me to see the movie "Snatch" before? Well, I finally got it on DVD today, only watched the first 20 minutes or so, but I can honestly say... not too fucking bad!
yeah, i reckon you should ring her back and get her round for a beer(or, whatever she drinks) and talk it through it a civilised manner.. or you could flip a coin and do play offs of all the choices until you're down to one..
no, i think it was emetic who said that Snatch was a good film, i thought it was.. mm .. ok i guess.. its the prequel 'lock stock and two smoking barrels' you wanna look out for. its far funnier...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> dumb cunt
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pd: dumb cunt <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *yawns,stretchs* "sorry pimp did you say something?
