Pirates (really fucking stupid)

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated "ARR!"

 

Hey! Canine's a pirate!

 

fuck you! at least I'm not a god fearing, bead shaking, tree hugging, flower sniffing hippy.

 

K9 surely you mean sandal wearing god fearing etc...?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Hey! Canine's a pirate!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


And Nauseous is a nice piece of "ARRRRRSE!"

(That was stupid, but I couldn't resist.
)

 

Mmmmmm. Arrrrrrrrse.

 

I'm not a hippie.

I don't wear sandals... Dubya... you know this...

And thanks, UE

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
fuck you! at least I'm not a god fearing, bead shaking, tree hugging, flower sniffing hippy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

where is god?

 

Right here

 

I don't fear god, I walk with him

 

That's because you fear what he would do if you didn't walk with him. And thanks dubya, how on earth could I have forgotten the sandals?

 

I'm sorry Canine but she's right..you are a pirate.
A beer swilling,peg legged,eye patch wearing,parrot petting pirate.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
...I don't wear sandals... Dubya... you know this... ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awwww, come on now, you want me to kiss anything better and give you a big hug?

 

... unless they find themselves shipwrecked, in which case they drink their own urine.

 

Canine i found it..that pic..the pirate one..well the before i defaced it with a parrot and an eye patch one

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
A beer swilling,peg legged,eye patch wearing,parrot petting pirate.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But surely pirates drank port and rum?

 

They did but now they drink beer.