Pimps Tip Of The Day.....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Aug 2, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuckability Personified:
    while you were getting your 7 year old lips parted ... did the guy call you 'one sexy bitch'?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No!!! But I did write "I'm a cumburping blood-farter" on her chest in permanate marker.. See the reason her parents didn't call the cops was, I had paied them to fuck the little slut. I gave her mom a $10 rock and her dad a forty of crazy horse. you know how them ghetto folks be. She was one little sexy bitch until I ripped her hymen off with my bare teeth

    [ August 06, 2001: Message edited by: American Sociopath ]
     
  2. SexXy

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    OK OK I WASNT REALLY MOLESTED, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I WAS..GEEZES YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN

    HEHE I LOVE IT
     
  3. SexXy

    SexXy New Member

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    SOCIOPATH, I WANT YOU

    IF I GET DOWN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AND BEG YOU TO MARRY ME FOLLOWED BY GIVING YOU AMAZING HEAD WILL YOU???
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    LOL marrage... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
     
  5. SexXy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath:
    LOL marrage... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    why cant u see, i dont just want you for the amazing sex, i mean i can get that from anybbbbbody, i want you for who you are, i want a relationship DAMMIT I WANNA GET MARRIED. I WANT OUT WEDDING SONG TO BE UHHH I DUNNO I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT. BUT IVE ALREADY STARTED LOOKING FOR A WEDDING DRESS SWEATPEA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT AN EXPENSIVE ONE AND I BIG DIOMAND AND I THINK I NEEDA SHUT UP CAUSE IM TALKING ALOTTA NOTHING RIGHT NOW..............TO BE CONTINUED

    THEYLL STONE U WHEN UR AT THE TABLE
    THEYLL STONE U WHEN U ARE UNABLE
    .........I4GET THIS PART........
    EVVVVVVERBODY MUST GET STONEDDDD
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Jesus this thread is statting to get disturbing now
     
  7. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>That two-faced, three-nippled cumslut ImOneSexXyBitch lied:
    I was fucking molested when I was 7 years old by a neighbor. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Yeah...I hate braggarts anyway.
     
  8. SexXy

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    SOO DOES THAT MEAN YESSY? YAAAYYY WAIT TILL MY PARENTS FIND OUT THAT IM MARRYING THE DUDE THAT RAPED ME WHEN I WAS 7 and WROTE "I'm a cumburping blood-farter" ON MY CHEST.. IM SURE THEIR MIGHTY GRATEFUL FOR THE 10$ ROCK AND ALL...THEY WILL BE SO PROUD!!!!!

    IM TIRED AND FUCKED UP, IM GOING TO SLEEP SWEET DREAMS SWEATPEEEEE
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    i hope they don't expect a dowry or anything.. this ain't fuckin india.. and anyway.. i think IMC's all outta crack.. he's been hassling me all night to send him some more.. there's a new kid on his block and he says she's real sweet lookin'..
     
  10. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Put the crackpipe down and WALK AWAY SLOWLY and don't make any sudden movements or your heart will explode.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuckability Personified:
    i hope they don't expect a dowry or anything.. this ain't fuckin india.. and anyway.. i think IMC's all outta crack.. he's been hassling me all night to send him some more.. there's a new kid on his block and he says she's real sweet lookin'..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah next door. shes only 4 years old. She was outside in a Little mermaid bathing suit playing with the garden hose. I watched her through the vantian blinds in the bathroom and jerked-off 3 times... My I bet she is sweet inside
     
  12. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Boasted that lying sack of monkeyshit, American Sociopath:
    ...I watched her...and jerked-off 3 times<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Uh, only entire orgasms count, not the individual squirts.
     
  13. nickyboy

    nickyboy New Member

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    arrggh a bear
     
  14. SexXy

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    Shit Fly~
    Everytime a fly lands it takes a shit, kinda like everytime you post you leave some stupid shit i wanna punch you in the face for...I LUF YOU!!!!!!!!

    [ August 06, 2001: Message edited by: ImOneSexXyBitch ]
     
  15. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ImOneSexXyBitch:
    I LUF YOU!!!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    jesus... talk about playing the field
     
  16. SexXy

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    Does this make you angry Pimp?

    My heart belongs to Sociopath...Have you heard the news yet?!
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    sorry.. already taken
     
  18. SexXy

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    So does this mean were not getting married?
     
  19. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ImOneSexXyBitch:
    Does this make you angry Pimp?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    of course it does... IMC promised to marry me if i sent him some scottish delicacies... (anything edible... deep fried in batter)
     
  20. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuckability Personified:
    ... scottish delicacies... (anything edible...)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Is there such a thing? From the people who could possibly conceive anything as elementally disgusting as chopped organs stuffed in a friggin sheep's belly and boiled?
     

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