Pierce is a limey sex god! I want to oil him up and have my

Slooge- ejaculate, cum, splurge, baby batter,
semen, love juice...ect.
I think you get the idea.

 

Damnit, I misspelled splooge.

 

You're back! Don't tease me like that! Really, you use all of those toiletries and more on a daily basis? I though I had outclassed 99% of the women in England...But you sound - again - divine! Do you work out? You sound as narcissistic as I! I can’t wait to git my hands on you!

 

I'll send you a vial of my splooge attached to a necklace that you can wear everyday for good luck. Also makes a wonderful conversation piece!

 

I work out a lil....but not too much.
I don't want to look manly.
And, yes, I really do use a ton of beauty products everyday....

 

Personally, I like measuring the distance that I can blow. I can go more than a meter on a good day. There's a technique to it, of course. It's my personal kung fu!

 

Would you? Really?
Thank you...I would love to wear your splooge around town....

 

Lol...funny...do you really?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I work out a lil....but not too much.
I don't want to look manly.
And, yes, I really do use a ton of beauty products everyday....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But I'll bet that you don't need to use a single mm of the stuff - I'm sure that I'd find you all the more attractive with out any make-up. A lot of women wear make-up, but I think that most women are stunning without any. Natural beauty is often the best kind of beauty.

(I'm not saying that one shouldn't use toiletries, of course. I'm just saying that one shouldn't patently look like they spend two hours in the bathroom every morning!)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Lol...funny...do you really?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What, shoot a meter on a good day? Of course. You've never seen that before?

 

Gotta get the laundry, love. be right back.

 

I don't wear much makeup....just mascara and lippie. My eye lashes are pale.
So are my eyebrows, but I wouldn't dare pencil them in...looks fake.

 

* Smiles big, toothsome grin*
Must be some load of laundry.....
You've been gone a long time.
*wink,wink*

 

Did you fall into the washing machine?
It's been a long time.....
since you said anything....

 

Hmmmm....something must've come up....

 

Jesus, baby, I'm sorry. Phone calls started coming in. I'm trying to get a second part time job to supplement my already meagre income. Made a couple of appointments for next week and discussed a few other offers at length, though I think I'll turn em down.

But I have to go again. I know - I'm a complete bastard. Sorry. I promise, first time I see you, you can smash every tooth in my head. I need discipline, Heather!

BTW, you should listen to the Stone Roses sometime. Brilliant band. Stones too. It's old stuff, but it's great anyway. Don't know why I'm thinking of it now...Perhaps you're my Mersey Paradise...

Talk to you soon.

 

You're not a complete bastard.
And I'll beat you plenty hard, but not in the face....
I forgive you. No big deal, honest.
Things like that are important...
Talk to you soon,hopefully.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
That's all I've got to say about that!
Pretty self explanitory.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you still there?

 

Still there? I posted that last night, but I'm here now.....

 

I'm being bad on Fugly.com.....
I have been here for several hours off/on...where have all the resident nutjobs gone?