I knew homeboy. Dat chick tried ta get me ta fuck her fo three dollas. I told her ta pay ma black ass FOUR dollas o she wudnt getin shit outta dis nigga.
You have to admit, though, IMC....isn't it funny as hell when you nut on Phat Chick's face, and you see your semen dangle from her chin-hairs for almost forever? I always end up breaking down laughing every time I blow on that cunt's hairy face.
why the fuck are all candian chicks so goddmaned harry? I think I should be a good will ambassdor and carry them razors, and depilatory creams
Not to mention a muthafuggin English professor ta teach dem bitches ta stop sayin "Eh" and "Hoser" every five words and shit.
