Q: What is hot and cold, slow and fast, happy and sad, quiet and loud, one extreme and the other all the time? A: A motherfucker It’s hot as…..cold as…….faster than……..slower than……. I’m a mad……I’m one happy……… It’s quiet as a ……..it’s loud as a………. Samuel L. Jackson is a bad………David Hyde Pierce is a gay……….. Motherfucker – it’s all things to all people in all directions. I haven't had a drink in two weeks and it's affecting me.
What? Drink like a ..... fish? Hot as a fish in a frying pan, cold as an Alaskan trout, slower than a starfish, mad as a blowfish, happy as a clown fish..........
