Ok. Now all you men know about those little white bumps you get when a hair refuses to break the surface? Well I happen to acquire one of those right on the top of my fucking dick last week. So like a sick moron I decide to pop the son of a bitch. Problem is, the fucker refused to bust. I squeezed and squeezed until I managed to bruise my dick before pulling out a needle. I then proceeded to dig the fucker out with a needle (If you've never shoved a needle in your dick, then allow me to advise against it. The good news is, the fucker popped. The bad news is, the new wound became infected and the top of my dick swelled up like a polish sausage! Normally this is a good thing to have a bigger penis, but when your girl refuses to suck it because its bleeding, that really sucks. Now the wound is healed and just looks nasty. She's still not sucking it. This sucks.
god damn that sucks. cant get much more painful than that. thanks for the warning but, no way a needle was getting anywhere near my dick to begin with.
When I was a teenager, I jerked off so hard once that I broke the skin right at the base of my foreskin. That took fucking forever to heal.
holy shit! that must've stung! my bf fingered me after eating spicy hot chicken wings once. it felt like someone inserted IcyHot into my cooter. i wanted to kill the sloppy bastard.
Where the hell in that paragraph did I mention the hair being on the "end" of my dick? I said the top. There's 12 inches of top compared to 1.5 inches of head. The wound was actually on the top near the base.
Sorry. I didn't take any. You still got the unwounded pictures of my penis though. They look better anyhow.
