Pain Cocktail...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jun 13, 2006.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    3 percocet 7.5/500 MG, 5 Soma (generric Carisoprodol) 350 Mg, 4 Klonopin (generic Clonazepam) 2Mg, 3 Skelaxin 500 Mg, and Two Midrin....



    Yes folks, Im fucked up like a football bat... Ferine, will you come over and console me?
     
  2. Eos

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    Whoa! I didn't know they made percocet in 500mg. Man, after my last surgery, I got robbed!

    I'm sorry your pain is that bad that you have to take so much, though. I know when my back 'goes out' it sucks but it never lasts for more than a week. Mine was caused by too many times going left when the horse I was riding went right. I can't imagine living with a bad back constantly. I feel for you.
     
  3. diogenes

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    That, and he hasn't shit in a month and a half from all those opiates. Not to mention the diverticulitis.
     
  4. Eos

    Eos New Member

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    Ow.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    No the percocet is 7.5 Oxycondone, the 500 is acitamenaphen (tylonol_ Oxycodnine is the opiod on oxycotin, and I did date a shut, but it clogged the can
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    P.P.P.s. Never ever EVER break a vertibre
     
  7. Eos

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    How did you break it? I can't even imagine that constant pain, honestly. My infrequent back problems are musculature so a round of percocet and some muscle relaxers for a few days and I'm golden. And I'm grateful it only happens a few times a year!
     
  8. TheStreaker1337

    TheStreaker1337 New Member

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    For all intensive meanings understood... Roger that.

    TheStreaker
     
  9. FagARoni

    FagARoni New Member

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    Cocktail

    Dwayne, unless you weigh 450 lbs you risk a serious OD episode, whether or not you have a back condition. Eh, that's par for the course 'round here, ain't it. The more Fugly posters comatose, the better for the world. :lol
     
  10. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Tolerance + Bodyweight + Fugly member = Inability to overdose.

    Proven medical fact. Ask Dan.
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    That sounds all fine and dandy, Dwayne, but where's the Duragesic and Everclear? ;)
     
  12. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    What'd you do now? :(


    It's a long drive. Will you still be alive by the time I have gotten there? I'm not wasting gas on a corpse.

    (Get better!)
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I was in a car wreck back in 2002and it acts up on really humid days... for the record, i havent pooped in three days
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Just add a couple bath soap shavings to your morning cup of coffee. You'll be right as rain by lunch.
     
  15. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    It's ok. I'll bring rectal suppositories.
     
  16. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I think I remember that. Your dad ran a red light?
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    correct... Driving my 2003 impala
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    only if you put them in lovingly
     
  19. phatboy

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    I am guesing you had some surgery on your back. That explains the pain on humid days, air gets in there when they cut you open, then with humidity the barometric pressure changes. Causing the air to expand or contract. My knee does the same thing. Fucking doctors.
     
  20. diogenes

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    I have a plunger.
     

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