out of all the fucking hurricanes to hit me....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Sep 10, 2005.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    thats right, nursey's prediction came true... We already have wind gusts...

    fucking beaner BITCH I wish she really had killed herself
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Enjoy the 2 X 4 to the head ya bitch.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I hope I am relocated to wherevcer you are, just to annoy you
     
  4. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Evacuate to Maryland Dwaine. I have a non-electric can opener and duct tape.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    well hell, what else do you need?
     
  6. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Porn?
     
  7. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Huh, excuse me, that would be BARRY"S prediction, Not Nursey's.

    And I was able to predict it because I CONTROL IT, remember?

    I am COMMANDER NEOCON. Bow or die!

    Oh, and buy lots of ice and beer before the storm. You can get $3.50 a bottle for cold beer when people are going into alcohol withdrawal.

    Barry
     
  8. Reizvolles

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    Maybe it's her ghost, Dwaine? Talk about fuckin' coincidence.
     
  9. ucicare

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    I feel like the kid looking through the fence at the playground.

    So what is the deal with Ophelia, Dwaine? Old girlfriend? Wifey? Tranny?

    Hope the Hurricane steers out to sea. I'll talk to my friends in DC and see if we can veer it offshore.

    Don't forget the beer thing. Lots of money to be made if it hits. A truck full of cold beer is a gold mine if the power fails.

    Barry
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    she's his old internet girlfriend.. he stalked her for a while.. until she left the internet to get away from him.. poor ophelia
     
  11. ucicare

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    You got to love Dwiane though. Who else would offer to let runaway kids live in their basement for free?

    Barry
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    good christians
     
  13. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    True. But unlike Dwaine, they would leave the door knobs on the inside.


    Barry
     
  14. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Ophelia was some crazy mexican.
     
  15. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    How do you like the way I steered this storm to hit the ENTIRE coast of NC Dwaine?

    I'm sending it across the Ocaen next. Do you have an address for Pimp?

    Barry
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    its a lackluster storm sofar.... but I must admit, it is fun watchung the stupid prick from CNN try to stand upright aganst 80MPH wind gusts
     
  17. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    You know, I thought of her too when I saw that name.
     
  18. ucicare

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    Now that Ophelia has proved to be a non event, I wonder why the "end of the world cause the government is steering hurricanes" crowd is so quiet.

    Oops.

    Barry
     
  19. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    'Crowd'? You mean smurfslappa? Because if that statement is supposed to include reference to me then it's you who is mixing fantasy with reality. ( I'm sure it's easier for you to deal with awkward revelations that way! ) And, correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe his theory is that the hurricane is being manipulated in order to divert energy into fault lines (or something) in order to stimulate an earthquake.
     

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