*Oral Surgery*

Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by ratatouille, Jan 5, 2002.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    I get to have some. When I had braces as a kid it fucked up the bone I guess, and my gums are receding a little and giving me a bit of pain in one lower tooth. The cool thing is that I can either use tissue from the roof of my mouth to replace it, or this funky new stuff called "Alloderm" (sp?)which is some sort of connective tissue they process from cadavers! I am opting for that. The healing time is much faster. Anyway, the doc said he'd take pictures of the surgery for me, so when I get this thing done I'll post 'em for you. In the meantime I get some Vicodin and some other drugs too. So my fucking tooth hurts and I've had a migraine for two days.
     
  2. ratatouille

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    Ah, this site tells what Alloderm is and has some pictures if anyone is interested. Maybe Kitana would be. I know you are a Bio freak like me.
    Alloderm Info
     
  3. kitana

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    i cant wait. i think i am gonna get braces AGAIN... third time. somethings up with my teeth shifting and thats b/c i use my retainer as prescribed
     
  4. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana is your sultana:
    i cant wait. i think i am gonna get braces AGAIN... third time. somethings up with my teeth shifting and thats b/c i use my retainer as prescribed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Are your wisdom teeth coming in? duh. well, i had mine yanked so they wouldn't fuck things up. my teeth were crowded because my mouth is small, believe it or not. get your molars yanked girl. my bottom retainer is a permanent one behind the teeth so they stayed in place. i wore the top one as prescribed and they are still straight too. if you are on your third set of braces, your orthodontist sucks ass, you didn't wear your rubberbands or retainer like you should have, or your wisdom teeth are coming in and fucking things up. but then then again, what the fuck do I know?
     
  5. Cheezedawg

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana is your sultana:
    i cant wait. i think i am gonna get braces AGAIN... third time. somethings up with my teeth shifting and thats b/c i use my retainer as prescribed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TEXAS STILL?!? WE'RE GETTING MARRIED TODAY!!!!
     
  6. ratatouille

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    AH! Rockin'! The Alloderm website has videos of facial reconstructive surgery! YAHOO! But I think it's too late to get fixed before the wedding. oops. Nice job on the Albino btw Cheeeze!

    surgery video's w/ Alloderm
     
  7. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    Nice job on the Albino btw Cheeeze!

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    Why I thank you kindly, ma'am.
     
  8. kitana

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    no, i got my wisdom teeth removed - and shit, i will never forget
    the first set of braces - they were being paid by my dad, parents divorced and he neglected me, so treatment got stopped
    second set, i paid for, contract ended, treatment continued, but doc got lazy. My upper teeth are out and the bottom teeth hit the back of the top teeth. he just scraped at the back of my top teeth so they wouldnt hit, but that didnt work b/c my teeth shifted. so fuck him, and now i am gonna find another orthodontist.
     
  9. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana is your sultana:
    no, i got my wisdom teeth removed - and shit, i will never forget
    the first set of braces - they were being paid by my dad, parents divorced and he neglected me, so treatment got stopped
    second set, i paid for, contract ended, treatment continued, but doc got lazy. My upper teeth are out and the bottom teeth hit the back of the top teeth. he just scraped at the back of my top teeth so they wouldnt hit, but that didnt work b/c my teeth shifted. so fuck him, and now i am gonna find another orthodontist.
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    Oh booboo! that stinks on ice. well, i commend you for even giving a flying fuck about your teeth anyway. a lot of people don't. especially foreigners i've noticed. most people wait until they are rotting and falling out before they do anything.
     
  10. Cheezedawg

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    I would like to do some dental work for you, Kitana. Allow me to brush your teeth with my penis. You will forget all about them being shifted. I swear on it my love.
     
  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Heartbroken:
    I would like to do some dental work for you, Kitana. Allow me to brush your teeth with my penis. You will forget all about them being shifted. I swear on it my love.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  12. ratatouille

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    found out today that i can't smoke for 6-8 weeks after the surgery. BOOO HOOOO! i guess i'm quitting, er, getting the patch. and some FUCK has got me on a SPAM list and i've recieved about 10 emails in the last 5 minutes. i'm fuming...
     
  13. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    found out today that i can't smoke for 6-8 weeks after the surgery. BOOO HOOOO! i guess i'm quitting, er, getting the patch. and some FUCK has got me on a SPAM list and i've recieved about 10 emails in the last 5 minutes. i'm fuming... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ha! ha! just wait till u feel the pain after the surgery... i feel sor -er, sucks to be u
     
  14. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by parasite kit:
    ha! ha! just wait till u feel the pain after the surgery... i feel sor -er, sucks to be u <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    stop copying me! er, can't you come up with your own 'isms'? i could give a shit about pain. i have plenty of drugs for that. i get migraines every day, i'm used to pain. well, i should quit smoking anyway. it causes heart disease in rats, and men.
     
  15. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    The cool thing is that I can either use tissue from the roof of my mouth to replace it, or this funky new stuff called "Alloderm" (sp?)which is some sort of connective tissue they process from cadavers! I am opting for that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ... ...Have you heard those reports about people who received organ transplants from dead donors,and started developing characteral traits/habits and experiencing memories that corresponded to the donor?One theory used to try and explain the phenomenon was that although the cells in our brains that specialise in memorising thoughts/experiences are the ones we assume all memory is attributable to,other cells eg.heart muscle cells carry memory imprints(/vibrations?) too.
    Personally,i couldn't stomach the idea that part of my vital-force was embodied in/fused with some reconstructed/reconstituted cadaver-sludge
     
  16. ratatouille

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    evidentally, all the blood, cells, and other crap are removed through a 5 step process leaving nothing nothing but the fibrous connective strands themselves. the alternative is to have them take a chunk from the roof of my mouth and transplant that, which would cause more pain and take that much longer to heal. if I take on the personality of the cadaver, hopefully it won't be Offal's. she's still living anyway. isn't she???
     
  17. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jumbalaya:
    ......hopefully it won't be Offal's. she's still living anyway. isn't she???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Unless of course, she holds one of those Monty Python "Organ Donor" cards.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Unless of course, she holds one of those Monty Python "Organ Donor" cards. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That has got to be the funniest fucking sketch ever!
     
  19. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Unless of course, she holds one of those Monty Python "Organ Donor" cards. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh damn, I never saw it. I am missing the joke. Booo, hisssssss.
     
  20. D

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    That shit reminds me of Eerie Indian. In one episode a bird that Marshall falls in love with (I think) has a heart transplant. You get to see the kid she gets it from and he can do that shit where you stab a knife through spread fingers really quickly. When she gets his heart she is able to do it...


    That episode was 'Heart on a chain' I think...
     

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