heard a story about how a lady was sucking someone's cock and she had AN EPILEPTIC FIT This caused her jaw to lock shut, resulting in the guy's cock being bitten clean off. The guy, not realizing she was having a fit, stabbed her in the head with a fork. She then choked on the severed penis as it caught in her throat. AND THEY CALL ORAL SEX SAFE SEX EH?
moral of the story: never accept a hummer from an epileptic bitch unless you knock out her front teeth first
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by misanthropic: moral of the story: never accept a hummer from an epileptic bitch unless you knock out her front teeth first<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> she still kould kause damage
Nah, I think it'd feel pretty damn good, actually... (without the teeth, of course) Maybe I'll try that someday, get an epileptic bitch to go down on me and right as I'm about to shoot my load, have her turn her head and see this:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MistahJiggaBoo: genius lomotil.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow... Only 7 posts so far, and you already have my M.O... Impressive...
